SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail)

Banished to the wilderness by Florence Lox

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

Got put on the naughty step, didn’t I?

Don’t know why or how long for - TELL EVERYONE

[LBC @LBC]

'It's language I'm used to seeing all the time - I often get called to be deported.'

Huntingdon MP @BenObeseJecty condemns online speculation about the mass stabbings that took place in his constituency.

@lewis_goodall

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

Hey everyone, @DoctorWarmflash is BACK. They let me delete the tweet about Mr 🦊

So if you’re not following me there, please do as abnormal service has been resumed

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

All of this

I was only thinking yesterday that representation of single mothers should be increased and single mothers raising great kids should be shown as the default. There’s a lot of us and we’re doing a fucking incredible job *despite* the absent men

[ⓟⓞⓟⓢ @Pops__o]

Men losing their shit because they’re not represented in this Christmas advert. It is a reality for many happy and well functioning families that men are absent. I think it’s a joyful advert and perhaps men should wind their fucking necks in

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Suella Braverman Hate March

#HateMarch

[Paul McNamara @PGMcNamara]

I understand Suella Braverman’s editorial WAS sent to Number 10 prior to publication.

BUT…

She was asked to make changes described as “not minor”.

Those changes were not made.

[KatieCurtis @KatieCurtis]

Has Suella Braverman sacked Rishi Sunak yet?!

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

If I’m ever able sell this place I’m tempted to do a house share, just so I can live a little

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

I’m the person who pays all the bills in my house. I’m heartily sick of having nothing left afterwards to buy clothes, go out, replace old and broken items

And even though all my money goes on bills, I can’t afford to have the heating on or use the tumble dryer

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

Get the feeling Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman will be really disappointed if the march passes off peacefully

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

"In a day of evidence that placed increasing focus on Sunak’s role, the inquiry also heard that his flagship “eat out to help out” hospitality scheme was imposed without consulting the government’s Covid taskforce, leaving officials “blindsided” by the Treasury."

[Harry Yorke @HarryYorke1]

I'm told John Hayes, Suella Braverman's close ally, also posted this in the Common Sense Group whatsapp last night

“Great to see Suella, in the Times, saying the march should have been banned. We must support her...she is our hope.”

*She is our hope - what does that imply?

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

Day 1658 of Why Aren’t We Rioting?

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

For punctuation fans

[katie @pipterino]

FAO @giantpoppywatch

[Janice Greer @JaniceGreer34]

What a very tall baby!

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

I wasn’t expecting this! But so delighted - from such a brilliant shortlist - to have won Political Journalist of the Year. Thank you 🙏🏽

[Amy 🇿🇦 🐈‍⬛ 🇮🇲 @AmyL_IoM]

😂

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

@hunstantonsmith I’d be making tea for everybody 50 times a day

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

I think Big Brother should be people my age. We’d all reminisce about the 80s, fall asleep on the sofas, cook nice dinners and keep the garden lovely

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

I thought Jerry Springer died?

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

How many additional hampers are Fortnum & Mason expecting to sell by advertising on ITVX?

[SHAR0️⃣N (but in jail) @DrWarmflash2]

@hunstantonsmith Haha! It would be soooooo dull