Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs

Fields: Deviant Behavior / Political Science / Power Dynamics / Prop Logic; decent human lie detector; #1A Defender; Analytics Coder; Horror Fan

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@BillSchulz When are you going to follow me man? A little love for a fellow CHI-town native?

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Aww @BillSchulz ... if my dad mouthed of to either of you...I’d belt him one good. ... and wait I thought I only mentioned Geno with the slightly less disgusting comment. Oh well, hopefully I can make it to the city.

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

The two of us are as horrible as advertised. But definitely visit. @GenoBiscontePA & I are all about making dads "slightly less disgusted" with their sons.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

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[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

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[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@BillSchulz @GenoBiscontePA I’m serious gentlemen. It’s about time I make a visit to a show. If nothing else, seeing Geno will make my dad slightly less disgusted by me.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Oh and, turns out my heterosexual dad will be with me so....drinks on straight dad...getting a little back in my gay dads steps. ... if nothing else, it’s funny as shit to watch my mom get wasted and engage strangers

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Oh and, turns out my heterosexual dad will be with me so....drinks on straight dad...getting a little back in my gay dads steps. ... if nothing else, it’s funny as shit to watch my mom get wasted and engage strangers

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Fuck this mother fucking shit! I don’t like where this is going @BillSchulz not to mention @GenoBiscontePA. ... I’m visiting my new niece in CT in a couple weeks. ... I feel like it’d be a good time to have a heart to heart with my two dads! Cuz they need a shot in the arm!

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

Every physical annoyance that's just "an occasional thing" at, say, 35...becomes "just a regular thing" at 43. Other than that? #AgingRocks #BucketListThings #WilfordBrimleyStuff

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@BillSchulz @JoNosuchinsky Move to Florida....you get to dress like a whore 8 months a year. Then sexy fall layers and perfect lulu lemon yoga pants for 4 months. ... BTW, I can say this bc I’m above the attractiveness line where me being cocky comes off as endearing.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@JordanPeele Watched Get Out again. I wanted to feel like it was socially conscious; that it acted as a mirror for society. … It didn’t, it wasn’t.
It is hard to watch the guy playing the fat, pizza-buy, slob on K&P…to this polipsychosocial intellect.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Mutha Fucking live tweeting this morning shows live now... @BillSchulz @JoNosuchinsky @CompoundAmerica @kevinbrennan666 @aaronbergcomedy

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

PS Today's #Mornin fucking ROCKED. Many thanks to @wendistarling @JohnMoses & the Twitter-shunned Gavin McInnes. @JoNosuchinsky & I are kind of an acquired taste. But? ACQUIRE IT. #CompoundMedia

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Oh the irony...please discuss on Mornin’ @BillSchulz @JoNosuchinsky

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@tinmantd @BillSchulz @GenoBiscontePA Sorry kid, all we got is sore assholes. Dun nun naaaaaa. ... (fade to black) Hi we at Viacom would like to talk to you about candy store vendor perverts.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@BillSchulz There is an extra L for extra intelligence when describing @BillSchulz. It’s a whole thing. And agreed, dumb people that are so reactive that they lose it as soon as someone disagrees with them are one of the most iminfuriating and disappointing segments of society.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

This is why I am man-crushing fanboy for @BillSchulz. He is a rare example of someone who will still work with people with different political views, have a dialogue with opposing viewpoints, never lets anger overtake intellligence and ain’t afraid of any of you mark ass bitches.

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

I pride myself on never having blocked anyone. I've worked w/ some super sensitive people that block anyone who somehow offends their delicate sensibility. And it made me realize I must never be like them.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Preach.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I have plenty of disagreements with @JeffFlake but I am so proud that he is taking a stand and voting yes on Brett Kavanaugh.

Jeff, the pitchfork-feminist mob will come for you. They are violent, they are hateful, and they are loud— but they are NOT the majority.

Stay strong!

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@stevemilmilfan @BillSchulz @GenoBiscontePA @CompoundAmerica @CoradoSoprano4 @aaronbergcomedy @JoNosuchinsky See your posts can actually be pretty funny. Why you gotta hate on @BillSchulz. He never did nothing to nobody. He just wants to add some levity to this shitshow we call life. I’m writing a letter to @FLOTUS to put you in jail for online bullying. And online hate crimes.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

I destroy anyone that fucks with #MyTwoDads @BillSchulz and @GenoBiscontePA. They just adopted a kitten together and don’t need the fucking stress of shitposting punk as motherfuckers. Tread lightly assholes. @CompoundAmerica @CoradoSoprano4 @aaronbergcomedy @JoNosuchinsky

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

What's worse? The "closeted gay man coping with his failed career" or you spending ur many free hours trying to troll a "closeted gay man coping with his failed career"? Find whatever it is ur looking for, Tiny Dancer. Wish u luck, buddy.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

@BillSchulz @GenoBiscontePA 😂😂😂😂😂It was hard growing up with two drunk comedian fathers. Therapy has helped. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. ... They loved that cat more than me.

[Dr. Fredrick UpDyke, MFs @Dr_FU_MFs]

Mic drop bitch @stevemilmilfan .... @BillSchulz ❤️@GenoBiscontePA #4EVA

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

Ur hatred of me is fucking fascinating. I honestly did not think I was interesting enough to inspire so much bile. And u haven't done ur research. Love that u think "Bill is gay" tweets would somehow insult me. But girl? What about "gay" bothers u? #ComeOutAlready