Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor

5.0 GPA | Backup Long Snapper @unioncollege | Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal | Beyblade lover | Tyler Toney lookalike | Get it How you Live it | #LANK

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Snapchat went down and fine shyt was on opened, worst sell of all time.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

@chadfinglebutt Chad,

Shut the fuck up👍

Get it how you live it!

-Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Playing a course you could never get on, shooting scores you could only dream of.

[Cosmo “assman” Kramer @cosmoasmn]

My breath smells like pure white excellence. #missionarymonday

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

1/2 Black Fathers side (Opiates), 1/2 Asian from Moms (Can’t drive)

It’s not tigers fault, it is quite literally in his blood.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

You could have been a picture perfect aphi, yet you play basketball at Northwest Missouri state?

[Paxton “Peaky” Kensington @PeakyKensington]

Get Minter (Enrique’s 2010 Nissan Altima) up and moving around

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

@the402gyno Miss you Doc.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

If my hair grew as fast as my pubes I’d be Rapunzel by next Tuesday.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

“What dorm are you in?”
“what’s your major?”
“Where are you from?”
“Your in KKG, do you know____”

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

I hate when I’m at Starbucks and I gotta order a “Venti Iced Matcha latte with Sweet Cold Foam” and the worker look me up and down tryna decide if I’m gay or if I’m there for my girlfriend.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Taking a “rest day” tomorrow

and by “rest day” I mean laying in bed all day playing Clash Royale and jerking it every time it comes off cool down.

Get it how you live it!

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Daily man tip,

If everyone at the table is “good with water” so are you

Don’t be a bitch

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

@barstool_gators @StoolOrangemen Ok Noah

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

@the402gyno Fuck no dude, couldn’t even find the tests on my calculator.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Love when part one of the final is so cooked I realize I have to study for part two.

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Laddies, one at a time please. #SpecialNotDisabled

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Beautiful Tuesday calls for the classic double polo look. The left hates to see a white guy feel himself, but that won’t bring me down!

Get it how you live it!

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

@aeighnal Aeighnal,

While I respect your courage to put your opinion out there, an explanation is warranted if you would.

Get it how you live it,

Cheers,
-“Shanice”

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

Now that our high school careers are coming to an end, here is my conclusive and indisputable rankings.

High School Grade Rankings

1- Sophomore
2- Junior
3- Senior
4- Freshmen

If you disagree let me know (Politely)

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

@FazChedericks Fastin,

How does time just keep moving forward, it just simply teaches us to love what we have right now and enjoy what really matters

With confusion and awe,
-“Shanice”

[Dr. Jacob “Shanice” Windsor @Dr_JacobWindsor]

I often sit back and think how the entire universe has led up to this moment I’m living right now, and how it just passed to another moment.