Aeighnal Adam

47, Love God, Marlboro Reds, and High Schoolers. 2x girls volleyball manager 🏅. 9 year assistant manager at dollar general. #KamalaWon

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Summer 2025
Ins:
Vineyard Vines
7.5/10s
Pokémon Go
FaceTiming your family members
Surfsides

Outs:
Credit card debt
Any music made by a black person
Talking to hot girls
Anything made by Reebok

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@masonneers65 @doggincartgirls I’d argue the opposite. Single ear in the 2000’s was the staple of douche.

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

Do I have to make a new burner when I get to college? Or can I repurpose this one? Any input would be greatly appreciated.

[Akshay “Hoochie Mama” Gupta, CPA, CFA @AkshayG1120]

@wolfoftoomers Chet,
I’m not sure why you are even concerning yourself with PM. It’s the year of the whale. The whale is returning.

Best,
Akshay

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

I live for lunch time now. Fuck being employed.

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@jacedicken51761 @bagjeet13 Look at the bills for dinner, presents, and everything else and tell me it’s free. It’s far from free and to be honest, maybe more shameful than just soliciting a prostitute. That is, if the only reason you’re spending money on her is in hopes of sex.

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@DoctorMisterSir Do you sit on the shitter or stand above and hope it all falls in?

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@Dr_JacobWindsor Shanice,

I’d be glad to explain. Senior year has treated me well, classes are easy and fun—obvious first place. Sophomore year saw tons of new freedom. With a drivers license and a new found knowledge of how to talk to women. Freshman year sucked but junior year was worse.

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@fandon_loster @BWWings Bro ate like 12…

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

New thing for annoying gfs to ask:
Would you break up with me if you got my weight in gold in return.

Things to be mad at after asking:
You’d break up with me for money?
You think I’m fat?

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@NextWaveZoomer Cause you don’t have to ask when you steal things.

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

Is it gay to pull off chunks of a muffin instead of biting it?

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@eugeneliv4 Chop it off already.

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Nick Digger @NickDigger121]

What kind of bullshit is this? She must think this shit is all sunshine and rainbows #shrink #blakeadamson

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@WydRaya I would like to make a submission.

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@willyzsburner Tastebuds of a senile Indian man.

[EerRational @EerRational]

All bark and bite.

Coach Babydog is bringing toughness back to Morgantown 😤 #HailWV

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

@fandon_loster Bud doesn’t know what goes on in Wisconsin

[Aeighnal Adam @aeighnal]

Bracket based off schools I think I'd have a more enjoyable weekend at. What do we think?