11/11
In that moment, it clicked that my refusal had been noted.
A week later, he sees me again.
“Boss how far?”
Walking towards me.
This time, I hand him ₦1,000.
No hesitation.
You can choose not to pay.
But you can’t choose not to be part of the system.
(INFORMAL TAX 2)- My "Egbon Adugbo" EXPERIENCE
1/11
The day I moved into my apartment…
Before I even carried my first bag inside,
they were already there.
“Welcome boss!”
“Na here you dey stay now?”
“Anything for your boys?”
I hadn’t unpacked.
But somehow,
I was already owing.
10/11
I ordered a ride.
The driver parks in front of my house.
Suddenly, one of them is threatening him:
“I go damage this car o”
The driver had to park a few blocks away.
Then I step outside.
The Egbon Adugbo looks at me… and says:
“E no kuku dey give us money.”
10/10
Eventually, "Tip Fatigue" sets in leading to "Market Failure" where we become hostile or avoid the establishment entirely to escape the "informal tax."
Where have you
(INFORMAL TAXES IN LAGOS PT.1)
Boss, Oga, chief, - anything for your boy?
1/10
It’s 8:47pm.
You’re leaving a restaurant.
Full. Satisfied. Wallet slightly lighter.
Then you hear it:
“Anything for your boy?”
You pause.
You didn’t ask for help.
He didn’t really do anything.
9/10
When it starts to get annoying;
If we have to pay the gate man, the entrance guard, and the attendant, the utility of the "Anything for your boy" interaction drops rapidly. When every touchpoint (gate, parking, lobby) demands a tip.