Kana

You see, when a mommy dragon queen and a daddy bounty hunting racer love each other very much... | The son of @ValliteQueen and @PortTownPilot.

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"Um... People ask me what path I'm from. I don't know the answer to that."

Lies. It's the center path.

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

Can't have NOTHIN in this house

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

Man I can never catch a break

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"Is... Is Papa going to be okay? He fell in the Bottomless Canyon!!!"

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

[ @ValliteQueen and @PortTownPilot have tied the knot. ]

https://t.co/w9uVa34PTn

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

Big gasp.

"MY AWESOME PARENTS ARE GONNA GET MARRIED!!!"

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

So uh.

HELLO SMASH PEOPLE. AND OTHERS.

(I'm very poor at this. ;;;;;; )

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT @PortTownPilot AND I WILL BE GETTING MARRIED IN THE NEAR FUTURE CIRCA END OF 2020!

I KNOW THIS YEAR HAS BEEN EXTREMELY ROUGH AND CRUEL TO MANY PEOPLE, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO-

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

Accurate representation of the Royal Falcon family.

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"WE MADE NOODLES!!!!"

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

WHAT THE EVERLOVING H*CK HAPPENED, THERE ARE NOODLES AND BIRDS AND JOKERS (oh my!)

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"YES!!!"

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

COME MY BOY, WE MUST COOK MORE NOODLES

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"RAMEN!!!"

[Captain Falcon @PortTownPilot]

I

Love

NOODLES.

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"NOODLES!!!"

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"Dragons! I'm a dragon! RAWR!"

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"NO ONE IS EATING ME OR MAMA!

Papa won't allow it either so don't try anything funny!!"

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

". . ."

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"So anyway, I made of list of all the reasons why Papa is so great!"

A simple scroll unfolds, on and on and on and on and on and on and on and...

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

. . .

You set yourself on fire.

AND I missed your birthday.

*Oh she’s paling. Pretty badly.*

Oh Kana...

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"My birthday passed and I had to be thrown into the nearest lake because I set myself on fire in excitement but we're okay!"

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

"MAMA!!! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!!"

[Robin @ValliteQueen]

My son!! *Oop, there she goes! Kana is getting snuggles.*

[Kana @DraconicFalcon]

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA