Karate

Get off the grass!

[Meagan Paullin @SunandSipCups]

@Angry_Staffer I'm really starting to think that there's no point pressuring lawmakers anymore. We need to pressure donors. Lawmakers care more about the $$ than us. If we pressure the people with money - boycott brands, make life annoying for big names, etc, maybe they'll force congress?

[Karate @DraculaMacklin]

Just used my weighted blanket to close my bag of chips. This is 30.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Last I checked Republican lawmakers who came within minutes of death or harm from a pack of crazed Trump insurrectionists, and now are afraid to stand up to the guy who provoked it even though he is no longer in office, might be a better description of being emasculated.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

So you're for it?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

“We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.”

Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron Nazario, and the system that protects bad cops.

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

After the Capitol was ransacked and their lives were endangered mcconnell republicans are now advising trump’s lawyers during his high crimes trial. Your republican party everybody

[Karate @DraculaMacklin]

#fancysoap in a fancy dish @jimmyfallon 🖤 pompadore soap

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

🧼 𝐹𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝑜𝒶𝓅𝓈 w/ @BryanCranston 🧼

#FallonTonight

[Mike Spangenberg @MikeSpangenberg]

One of the many important points @AOC made on IG tonight was that without accountability, when given the opportunity, Cruz and Hawley will do it again. She’s absolutely right.

[Helen Lewis @helenlewis]

"Cancel culture" isn't inherently leftwing or rightwing. It's an atmosphere in which private companies are over-sensitive to any backlash by a small, unrepresentative group of activists. It's not real accountability, either, because it lands on individuals https://t.co/ZZBbUyk3mN

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Unemployment benefits should be retroactive too.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

@tedcruz How does it feel to be one of the most reviled motherfuckers on the planet? I imagine it sucks.

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

Here is the American Federation of Teachers' official response to Betsy DeVos resigning.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I hate when a show introduces a new villain at the end of the final season. This Josh Hawley has blood on his hands and everyone should know. He is a liar, an opportunist and used this moment to do a stump speech. @HawleyMO

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Say it with me: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

[Brian Sims 🌈 @BrianSimsPA]

Mr. President, let me make this extremely clear as another Pennsylvania legislator, what you’ve shared is literally JUST the sore feelings of my colleagues who want attention. There’s virtually nothing official about this and it’s embarrassing seeing it passed off as such.

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

This man will speak at the 2024 RNC.

[Karate @DraculaMacklin]

@kim_mariani @LexieMariani Can you tell your mom to tell my mom to step it up? 🙄

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Congress has reassembled for just enough time to do absolutely nothing to provide relief or help for the American people. Right in time for Christmas. Fuck you very much.