Daniel Hogan

[Daniel Hogan @DragonHogan]

#TACO

Trump pauses 50% tariffs on Canada for 3 days https://t.co/EAhWdkw96U

[Daniel Hogan @DragonHogan]

@paulisthejoker just finished the Pablo special.

Well done, it was really funny.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world. Most of all, it’s a testament to the resilience and determination of the Hungarian people – and a reminder to all of us to keep striving for fairness, equality and the rule of law.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Yearly reminder this is the greatest cover of any song and it’s not even close

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Call me a radical left extremist, but I think the Surgeon General should be a licensed medical professional.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Donald Trump has been illegally taxing your groceries, furniture, and cars for over a year.

Time for a refund.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

@PressSec Show the parts where they shoot a mom in the face and execute a man for legally carrying a gun.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

@tedcruz I guess when you started all of this you thought we weren’t going to fight back. You started it, we are finishing it. ❄️

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept But if you beat Police officers, and bash in the windows and shit on the floor of our Capitol, you get a pardon.
Right Pammy?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The Kennedy Center has been in continuous operation for 55 years.

Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.

Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

When other countries protest like this.....things change.....WE NEED TO DO THIS NATIONWIDE‼️#GeneralStrike

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@PressSec They’re kidnapping toddlers you evil bitch.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Selling stolen oil and putting billions of dollars in a bank in Qatar to be spent without Congressional approval is not Constitutional.

Only Congress can appropriate money.

The President can’t legally create a second Treasury overseas for his own piggy bank.

Wake up Congress.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

@JDVance This reminds me of when you blamed your mother's opioid addiction on "cartels" when she was just stealing the drugs from the hospital she worked at

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

@LindseyGrahamSC You’re so pathetic

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@DHSgov Fuck you.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar This motherfucker dismantled USAID because he said what was happening in those other countries wasn’t our problem but all of a sudden we’re into Fucking nation building when it comes to Venezuela?? 600 to 800,000 people have already died because of what he did.
Fuck this clown.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Impeach them all.
Every single person who has covered for pedophiles.
Impeach them.
And then charge them.
Every last fucking one of them.