Dragordas

Social Media is dum dum, badingo.

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Man there's some guy that has the same name as me, that's rockin. You should go follow him at https://t.co/39HZLx4OUR , he'll do a front flip if you do, well without the flip...

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@KINGDOMHEARTS KH2: You can be Mickey, alright that's kinda cool.
KH4: You can be Mickey. I would like 10 copies please, with a rotary phone on the side.

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Sorry everyone, I disappointed with my last tweet. My intentions were not to steal, murder, eat all of the Thanksgiving turkey, go 15 in 50 mph lane, want clout, steal valor, and listen to the ghosts that surround me.

#onlysweatproblems #TheRhineland #SavingPrivateRyan2028

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Eggz rule, I drool, you're a fool, get schooled! 😤

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Yellow pilled this communist fascist sovereign citizen. Best decision of my life.

#Kyrgyzstan #DependenceDay #ThyroidCancer

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@2_zerotwo @finalfantasyxvi M m m m.

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Oh goodness, oh me oh my, what happened to my blue checkmark. It's been stolen right underneath my toes.

#อิคคิว #GenderRevealParty

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Slides are the worst playground rides. You go down and that's it. When I look at a graph I want the line to go up. That's it. @NASA make a reverse slide.

#MoneyUp #SlideUp

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My sphincter is three steps from abandoning me in this tote factory, 24 hour challenges are way too hard.
#3AM #RectalMalfunction #👺

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@Handsom3Richard @amazon No response

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@Handsom3Richard

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Green goblin bank wasn't ready when Terry Hobbner had a million doubloons in his checking account.

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If a doctor tells you that you have gangrene, ask them what shade of green is that. That would be so awesome.

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Time to kick butt and also kick butt.
*Takes off sunglasses and drives away in box car (Kia Soul)

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@Chem__Chems @Wheatskins_ @jschlatt @gregsmom

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@Chem__Chems Noooooo. You can't do that to my man Ernie. What a travesty.

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@NieRGame @SquareEnix World Emoji Day isn't a real thing. This is a liefest if I've seen one.

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@Choir_smellz @Chem__Chems @Xbox This reminds me of this one yeah yeah yeahs song

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I'm getting a garden gnome so I can fend off little children. You're welcome parents, punting will occur less.

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I'm so peed of right now, if it wasn't for gravity I'd be living my best life, being sideways can change a man.

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@Choir_smellz Is it an "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" situation?