Dramatic Preacher

Ugh, this is just the WORST.

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

@kelbobagginz That's because half the profiles are "a dog always means a swipe right." We're listening.

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

How am I supposed to honor a Sabbath if Chick-fil-a isn't even open?

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

Buddy, I stood at the door and knocked. I don't care what time it is. Open this Burger King unto me.

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

Look, I'm trying to shake the dust of this city off my feet. You could have napped anywhere.

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

This Kingdom is the WORST.

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

Actually, I'm fine. Take everyone else, please.

[Dramatic Preacher @DramaticPreachr]

Take me now, Lord.