Andrew

A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@babyjooj #Top5FavoriteThings
1. Saying “I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite awhile” anytime it rains
2. Empty middle seat in coach
3. Cocktail umbrellas
4. Sweatpants rebranding to “athleisure”
5. Roy Kent

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@DartSwank @Savageboston If your take is that Patriots fans would be wrong to be unhappy if the team were to not retain the best defensive player on the roster who is top 5 at his position then you should have your ability to talk about sports taken away

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@Savageboston We certainly wouldn’t have won the Super Bowl which Tom did in Tampa so not sure I understand the argument

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@_TyAnderson @BruinsNetwork Would love to hear someone challenge Felger on exactly who he thinks the Bs should be paying instead. Swayman was the best player on the roster and top 3 at his position. We roll out top 6 forwards that wouldn’t crack other team’s lineups and it’s still all about the goalie

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@HackswithHaggs @MikeFromWoburn @NHLPlayerSafety Imagine a world where the Sabres played additional games and we had a data point on whether “Conan” caused Zach Benson to miss any time

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@HackswithHaggs @MikeFromWoburn @NHLPlayerSafety A treasure trove of the worst takes of all time. He slashed a guy on the gloves and Benson didn’t miss a shift. A suspension of this length compared to similar infractions is ludicrous

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

In reality Ryan Cohen came off as the biggest idiot in the world when asked a very basic question

[Reese Politics @ReesePolitics]

That was one of the greatest displays of legacy news hit job media (CNBC) vs. new age retail pioneers (Ryan Cohen and $GME) where the old guard is so desperately trying to cling to what's left of their crumbling establishment. Cohen's indifference to Sorkin's childish repetitive questioning was an absolute mog.

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@adampensel Oh no our second year QB lost the MVP by one vote and carried a weak roster to the Super Bowl

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

Might be the dumbest sports take I’ve ever seen in my life

[Bill Speros @billsperos]

Who wanted it more?

"Knee discomfort"
or
"Just had an appendectomy"

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

Call me an Executive Director in JPM Lev Fin the way I’m about to suck down these beers tonight

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

Swayman was *incredible* tonight.

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@DanLifshatz The thought that NFL players wouldn’t respect a coach on moral grounds because the coach cheated on his wife is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Half these guys have sides in every city. Bad guy move and not at all defendable but the players could not care less

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@_TheRally_Cig @_TyAnderson Anytime you can turn a guy coming off 4 consecutive 100 point seasons into a guy who has once eclipsed 75 points 4 years ago you have to make that trade. Just comical levels of stupidity

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@_TheRally_Cig @_TyAnderson Trading David Pastrnak for Brady Tkachuk would be an immediately fireable offense

[Ken Farnaso @KLF]

Okay, hear me out… if the U.S. government actually buys Spirit Airlines, the brand partnership basically writes itself.

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@jeffisrael25 Certainly nobody in Boston blamed the goalie for a game 7 loss where the team was shutout until 2:10 left in the 3rd

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@_TyAnderson You don’t understand Ty. He didn’t save 3 wide open point blank shots in game 1. The eye test for a good portion of our fanbase is either a shutout or the goalie sucked

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@LevinthalSpade @_TyAnderson Stick to chess. I’ll stick to hockey

[Andrew @DreBanVision]

@LevinthalSpade @_TyAnderson Been hands down the best player on the team through two playoff games bud. Sorry that you’re new to the sport