Señora Margarita ✨

la pinche mera mera 🤍 🇲🇽🇸🇻🇺🇸 #NYY #NYJ

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck it put her on Mount Rushmore

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

So glad she’s with her Carl Dean. No one talk to me today.

[Nikon Papi 🇭🇹 @juscallmemanny]

Someone said each game was for each borough, game 3 was for Staten Island lmaooooooo

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Dude

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1]

A lot of people in New York would say they have been victimized by Santacon.

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[• @WordsCocoon]

april 6, monday...

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

every time i have to ride metro north i’m like ‘yes i understand every single one of don draper’s decisions’

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Trump trying to find more money for war in Iran

[Lucatelli ® @LucatelliCoffee]

@JamesTate121 Trump had to just sit there and listen, because he isn't a King and because we are a democracy with separation of powers. We have not had a king for 250 years and we don't have one now.

[• @WordsCocoon]

april 3, friday...

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Something beautiful & new is coming to you

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

POV you’re my boss asking what I’ve accomplished today

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I want to watch the Ticketmaster CEO try to buy concert tickets during a presale.

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm excited to announce i've reached my limit