𝔄𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞🍒

feeling like phil swift

[News12NJ @News12NJ]

MISSING STUDENT: Morty Wortman was last seen in Jackson Township six days ago. His friends on campus are concerned someone may have harmed him.

#News12 #NewJersey #JacksonTownship #MissingPerson #RutgersUniversity #News #LocalNews #Police

https://t.co/NTDlQyafnM

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Mr Beast, I cannot respond directly because you blocked me, but I wanted you to know that Caleb is a comedian who makes many laugh and you are some sort of Willy Wonka marionette being puppeted by the algorithm.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“We are not pro-abortion. We are pro-women. We are pro-freedom to make your own choice.”

— Tim Walz during the vice presidential debate

[front row hoe™ @DIRTY_B1T]

me leaving #Longlegs, the “scariest” and “creepiest” movie of our decade

[Jayden🫡 @youngkingjay4]

How i be ready to crashout

[Airy 🏳️‍🌈✨ @monettweets]

the visual between saying & doing

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after saying i hate men

[Bryce @brysowise]

Be blunt with me.. You gon get so much more outta me just by being honest I promise

[isaiah @tlop444]

i’m crying bro announced this like a family member passed away 😭

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

25 years in prison, for giving a 4-year-old an STD.

Oh, and of course Jordan Dee Andrew Webb isn't a drag queen, he was a Christian missionary

[gulp @sarahismol]

over my dead body will i believe that y’all are enjoying your baked oats and fruit every morning

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

If your man pays for everything like dates, gifts, food, Ubers, flights, etc. you can pay for something from time to time. Like be realistic real quick.

[amaya @himbokisser]

every time i hear ghost in the machine i just have to

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

a lot of men would HIGHLY benefit from a light beat..or at least some under eye concealer!!!!

[VALENTINA @vvaalb]

we’re all the villain in someone’s story but idgaf lol

[𝔄𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞🍒 @DreaRod8213]

it didn’t mean nothing, i promise.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

She absolutely nailed it on her first time as a host, and she also made history on the show as the first person to introduce themselves as the musical guest.

[gulp @sarahismol]

don’t you dare like my story bitch i will fuck you

[𝔄𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞🍒 @DreaRod8213]

Run them their Emmys PLEASE @HBO