Duke of Limbs

Smoking Skunk and Popping the Trunk to make me feel better.

[Duke of Limbs @DreadedPioneer]

This is clearly not what he asked for.

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I need more friends in my life to talk to in person.

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Basketball Niggas are the most annoying sports people on earth.

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Life was going great until I stopped getting @Whataburger coupons in the mail. Gone too soon.

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How come the Whataburger near airport charges more than the Whataburger near my house?

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Where do i find the black people who make anime/video game sew on patches?

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Easy money with no shame.

[𝔞 𝔦𝔯𝔞 @iradoamor]

$2,000 to shit on someone. You takin it?

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To the people who keep receipts in their wallet, THROW THEM AWAY.

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These drug tests at work are trash. They literally don’t even work, i should know.

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I definitely need one

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We honestly should let our intrusive thoughts take over.

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I wonder how many men get unsolicited coochie pics?

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I want to be someone’s full time Joint or Blunt Roller with full benefits. Who needs their weed rolled?

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Just add more gas forehead.

[HBCU Confessions @HBCUfessions]

I thought that when I got money the car I really wanted to get was the Cadillac ct5-v blackwing. Until I found out it's crappy fuel efficiency. That shit really upset me mane - JCSU

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@PiffPuffinMama We can be fwb lol

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I need more animated DC shows/movies. That’s where they shine brightest instead of Live Action.

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Managers need to manage to shut the fuck up.

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There’s no such thing as job security.

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I need managers to stop setting up meetings and not saying what it’s about.

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Rubbing my feet together feels good. Almost therapeutic even.

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I foresee in the next 10 years that this era in television and movies will be nothing but Updated Reboots. We don’t need another The Color Purple.