pearljamminontheone

Free spirit. Sassy. Humanitarian. Ally. Will support you better than any bra you’ve ever had. I’ve got the dreamer’s disease. I love a good harmonica.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Elon Musk is NOT:

- An elected official
- An appointee confirmed by the Senate
- Or even a legit fed

So why the hell has he been given access to fire federal employees, sensitive gov data, and federal payment systems.

He must be stopped.

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@TamraJudgeOC Rancid b*tch

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Vance wants to force a 10-year-old to have a baby.
Walz just wants to feed her.

See the difference?

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hey MAGA, Trump just said he's not a christian.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If your VP pick has to run around denying that he fucked a couch, you officially picked the worst VP.

EVER.

[Laurie Penny @PennyRed]

Women don’t owe the world children.

They don’t owe men babies.

And they don’t owe you an explanation.

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@WUTangKids @TizzyEnt

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A proper foot massage.

[Abraxsys @Abraxsys]

Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.

[𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @NashIsHere4It]

If you think trump's ear owie is bad, you should see what an AR-15 does to a 7 year-old child's head.

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He look like a racist Care Bear

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Texas has no electricity, but you can buy ammo from a vending machine.

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@schmegini @moonlitpisces21 Same! Looks just like him!

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@kikabelle I’m surprised that no one has said Gracie Lou’s alias came from Ms Congeniality.

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@reenie0999 @KevinJUpdate Clue leads to Molly, but she resembles Ally.

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@I_Am_Gatorboy45 I have a ton. My mom collected them.

[Michael Okuda @MikeOkuda]

Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children against deadly childhood diseases. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone.

[The Reality TV Guru @Realitytvguru13]

I’m gonna need everyone to go rewatch this show bc this is literally what goes on when shooting all your fav shows 💀 it’s such a dark show

[pearljamminontheone @DreamInWaves]

@bravoblondie_ Yes