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Pronouns: Lord Commander of the North/Jedi Master/Sorcerer Supreme. Conformity deficient. #lousetwitter

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

@LegionHoops @TheSteinLine Crazy part is he was looking for the friendly contract before Kyrie got hurt. Mavs tried to offer him that AFTER he started showing flashes

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Oh they got that NEW new! Life at sea isn’t so bad…

[BNO News @BNOFeed]

BREAKING: WHO says hantavirus outbreak on cruise ship likely involves human-to-human transmission

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

*COUGH COUGH* @LucidMotors

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Allbirds $BIRD stock rises over 420% after announcing shift from shoes to AI.

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

*COUGH* @GreeneConcepts

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Allbirds $BIRD stock rises over 420% after announcing shift from shoes to AI.

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

He might be on to something…

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year.

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Cucked

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is Iran's 10 point plan - which Trump has accepted as "a workable basis on which to negotiate."

Have no doubt:

This is the biggest strategic defeat suffered by the US since its emergence as a superpower.

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss GO Dookies

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Has anyone checked the whereabouts of Toretto and his gang?

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Nestle just lost 413,793 KitKat bars. Someone stole them off a truck heading from their factory in central Italy to Poland, about 1,300 km away. Roughly $1 million in chocolate. The truck, the bars, all of it, just gone.

A European Parliament study puts cargo theft costs across Europe at €8.2 billion a year. That works out to about €2.5 million worth of goods disappearing from trucks and warehouses every 24 hours.

The industry group TAPA tracked 157,421 cargo thefts across 129 countries between 2022 and 2024. Only 6% of those included how much was actually taken, and that 6% alone added up to €2.7 billion. The real number is way bigger.

Germany gets hit the hardest. DHL's own data shows that a truckload is stolen every 20 minutes there, costing roughly €2.2 billion a year. The fastest-growing method is "phantom carriers," where criminal groups register fake trucking companies with forged documents, show up at warehouses with legit-looking paperwork, load the cargo, and drive off. No weapons, no break-ins. Just forged IDs and a clipboard. The German Insurance Association logged 88 phantom carrier cases in the first seven months of 2025, matching the total for the previous year.

Food is the most-stolen category in Europe, accounting for 10-20% of all cargo thefts. Chocolate is a top target because it doesn't spoil, everyone wants it, and it sells fast on unofficial markets. 20 tonnes of Nutella and Kinder Eggs were stolen in Germany in 2017. A crime ring that moved 287 tonnes of Swiss chocolate worth $8 million over the course of 2014. 20 tonnes of Milka were taken from an Austrian factory in 2019 using forged pickup papers.

Timing makes this one sting. Cocoa went from about $2,400 per ton three years ago to over $12,600 in late 2024. Prices have dropped to around $5,000-$6,000 in early 2026, but that's still double the historical average. In Poland, where these bars were headed, chocolate retail prices jumped 32.6% last year according to EU data. The product is worth stealing right now more than at almost any point in the past decade.

Nestlé says each bar has a scannable code that routes back to the company. Decent tracking. But when €2.5 million in cargo disappears from European supply chains every single day, 413,793 KitKat bars are a rounding error.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Bedbug sweep included?

[Marc @MeltzVegas]

MGM dropped its $300 all-in deal for Luxor and Excalibur

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Leadership. Progress. CapCut watermark.

[Luther Luke Campbell @unclelukereal1]

Luther Campbell for Congress – Florida’s 20th District

My name is Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell, and I’m running for Congress to represent the people of Florida’s 20th Congressional District.

This campaign is about the communities that built South Florida and deserve real leadership:

📍 Riviera Beach
📍 Belle Glade
📍 Pahokee
📍 South Bay
📍 Tamarac
📍 Lauderhill
📍 Lauderdale Lakes
📍 Sunrise

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Stackhouse

[Sam Holley @samh0lley]

@PeteThamel @jeffborzello Lloyd
May
Otzelberger
Donovan
McCollum
Byington

In that order and no other candidates should be involved with the possible exception for Nate Oats

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

@superhys @alineaanalytics Boy FUCK Marathon!

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

The outrage is hilarious

[NVIDIA GeForce @NVIDIAGeForce]

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5, an AI-powered breakthrough in visual fidelity for games, coming this fall.

DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendering and reality.

Learn More → https://t.co/yHON3nGyxE

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

Bout to let Elon setup right in the embryo.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg.

These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg.

These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

@matt_elevenlabs 11B

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

@mcfaddenconnor1 @SorrellsJordan @CoachRumph @DaQuanBowers91 @DC15sports @CoachSweeting @ZLendyak Ssssssss this is awkward… 😅

[A tweeter has no name @Dreezymac]

@RoundtableSpace Patiently waiting for an agent to put out its first hit 🥴