HBD to @TheJayKaiser ! You share your birthday with Al ("My name is AC – you know who I am goddammit!") Cowlings! Now you have a perfect ice breaker if you meet Teri Hatcher!
This is what happens when you dick ride the police for just being police. Everyone’s a G when it’s some unarmed black kid but when buddy got the big guns a bunch of cowboy hat wearing “heroes” turned bitch.
Grandpa was a cruel man. Not physically, nothing so grand as that. Constant little things. When he got sick, I didnt visit him once. It was a relief when he went. I've never told anyone this before.
Alex Trebek: Good stuff. Jamie from Bakersfield, you're a big Mickey Mouse fan?
It crossed the line and it’s not true. MCD serves a frozen ice milk product loaded with artificial ingredients and stabilizers etc. Culver’s serves a great frozen custard … full stop
Oh, I haven’t aged a day, you neigh? 😉
It may be my 45th birthday (in horse years) today, but I would agree – I still look like a spring foal.
Because the people want to know, here are my top tips for staying young ⬇ #HappyBirthdayMustang