Thirstin More

[Lucas Dolengowski @LDolengowski]

The Ratliff family turning their phones back on and finding out Duke somehow lost after being up 6 with 30 seconds left

[Thirstin More @DrewColours]

I don’t think most people realize this is not restaurants ‘trying to be trendy’ it solely comes down to restaurant owners being cheap

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Thirstin More @DrewColours]

@HansMokeNiemann Have you ever considered the fact we just don’t like you?

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

Mitch Garver, fighting back emotions, on trying get out of his struggles:

"It's probably the hardest I've ever had to grind. This is by far the worst I've ever played in my career. Tough on myself and my family with the death threats, the 'retire' and 'you suck' and 'fucking kill yourself' and all that shit. It's getting old. The only way I change it is if I play better, but it's like continuing right now. So the worse, I play more here. And rightfully so. I'm not playing well."

[free palestine 🇵🇸 @eclairification]

banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy

[Thirstin More @DrewColours]

@cedrichohnstadt @BehizyTweets Unfortunately we never see fairness when it comes to politics on X, it’s all about influence

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I generally disregard arguments about "real" or fake fans, but I will make an exception that the realest fans are diehards for dogshit baseball teams. It's 2pm on a Tuesday and they're like "fuck Tonglebush needs to be optioned." They're watching 162 Colorado Rockies games.

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

they never meant anything in the first place

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

coldest names ever:
- bane
- johnny knoxville
- billy butcher
- van helsing
- wolfgang amadeus mozart
- victor von doom

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Arozarrival 😎

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

If there was a Venn diagram of Pickleball and “insane”, the circles would never overlap

[Thirstin More @DrewColours]

@zsmitty16 Anyone who wants to get rid of Julio is not a real mariners fan, I don’t care how bad he plays

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Two white guys pregaming in their apartment alone listening to Not Like Us

[Thirstin More @DrewColours]

@BigGameBoomer @thepnwsportsfan Have you not been to Seattle? Lol

[Colby Patnode @CPat11]

It’s probably my “hottest take” but A-Rod should be in the Mariners hall of fame. The pettiness some fans hold onto 25 years later is absurd. Dude left for $170 million more than Seattle offered and you all would’ve too

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

soccer pisses me the fuck off ive never seen so many grown men fall over to the faintest touch and get rewarded for it

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

wasnt as funny as shane gills said it would be

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Oh man. That’s him. That’s the Julio we’ve been waiting for.