Drew Lewis

🎤#1 Sexiest Open-Mic Comic | 🎸Post-Disco Death-Polka Musician | 🎙️Podcastrationist | 🔮Fuck Wizard | 👹Blasphemer | 📚The Next Great American Smut Novelist

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

Justice is blind.

It is also deaf, mute, quadriplegic, severely retarded, and nearly deceased.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@marklevinshow I hate to break it to ya, but Lady Liberty is a whore of many pimps, not just the ones that helped assassinate JFK so they could get nukes they don’t admit to having.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

All I want for my birthday is a Night Stream.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@alexrealpolitik @TheBlindGroyper @duncantrussell I’m gonna give your mom a Mw 10.0 orgasm.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@peejaydee3000 @WearForbidden I love it

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

Why does the World Cup trophy look like the description of Epstein’s dick?

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@marklevinshow Don’t worry, Israel will probably false flag the World Cup and drag us deeper into this bullshit.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

Never go through your yearbooks. It’d be less painful to tear out your old clunker of a heart and shoot it with a twelve gauge.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@willchamberlain Bro, how you droppin a tard bomb while lookin like Beavis fucked Butthead. 72,000+. I want you to look up “genocide” in a dictionary and then I want you to look up “retard” in a mirror.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@realannapaulina We only have to win the future of storage and energy micronized. Google’s already getting there. Then we have the equivalent of 2A for all humanity in having the ability to have supreme open source AI on our own computers. This saves the whole world from tyranny. The people.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@marklevinshow Ya really put the Nazi in Ashkenazi.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@EdGallrein You look like you fuck children at Hogwarts.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@catturd2 There’s a difference between influence and buying, although half of these kids were bought whores at one point. Never be so retarded as to assume elections reflect the people like you and I both know isn’t the case. But you kid fucker apologists or envyists or whatever enjoy.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@RepFine If you think the guy that shined a light on the pedos is a loser, says a lot about ya.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@dbongino You packed yours first because of him, bitch lol

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

The real shortcut in comedy isn’t Kill Tony, it’s being an audience member at a Natalie Cuomo show. You don’t even have to get on stage.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@tedcruz Or maybe a stamp of authenticity. Those that make it are purchased whores.

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@SportsCenter @espnmma “HAVE IT YER FOOKIN WAY, YA DO NUTTIN!”

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

@SportsCenter @espnmma “HAVE IT YER FOOKIN WAY, YA DO NUTTIN!”

[Drew Lewis @DrewFuckinLewis]

Loving these MMA fights on @Netflix but the stream is grainier than censored Japanese genitalia.