Drew Knight (show)

the best tweets below (the ones not about sports)

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Showing my ticket to the flight attendant so she can direct me to my seat like she’s an usher at a ballgame

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Shakespeare is okay, but his summer night’s dream was pretty mid

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@JoeyTereba This is some grade A horse crap

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If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that @JoeyTereba is a huge b

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There’s a line that I won’t cross, but it’s all squiggly

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Who’s deciding which nuts get to become milk?

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American Sniper: Jake Long

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My favorite genre of film is the one where the character wakes up and it’s not the same day as yesterday

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Game of Thrones? More like Business of Thrones cuz they ain’t playin

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Is it pronounced “bread” or “bread”?

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Have you ever noticed that Billy the Kid is a full grown adult

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Biggest disappointment of 2022 so far? The olympics were in the winter

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I’m from

Shit let me try again

I’m from

Dammit this is impossible

[Double L must Rock The Bells @LoveThePuck]

Old Bay

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When you’re winning #nonutnovember

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I actually get this joke and it’s very funny. If you don’t get it maybe you just don’t have a sophisticated sense of humor like me?

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Just found out that the MCU does not stand for the McDonald’s Universe so I’m gonna have delete a lot of comments on YouTube

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Pair of adult sized 36 waist slacks for sale. Never worn.

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I keep shooting myself in the foot on first dates my mistakenly referring to him as “Geoff of the Jungle”

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Sully Sullenberger put New York City on the map

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Tony Shalhoub needs to play Wolverine in the MCU! It’s what the fans want!

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