Navy is musty

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

I’m crying so bad. I was listening to a band this guy likes on shuffle and I was like “man this shit sucks.” & then I looked at my Spotify app and it’s literally their most famous song. A true American classic. 1.4 BILLION streams.

not my palate is unrefined 😔

[Kaiz 🐂🀄️ @Kaiz_294]

James Talarico tells Jimmy Kimmel what he thinks Jesus would say on the floor of the US Senate about food assistance, Medicaid and deportations

“Jesus Christ is the most famous victim of identity theft”

“Scripture tells us that you can't love God and hate other people. You can't love God and abuse the immigrant. You can't love God and oppress the poor. You can't love God and bully the outcast.”

“I often wonder what would Jesus do if he visited the US Senate?”

“depart from me, for I was hungry and you cut my food assistance. I was sick and you kicked me off Medicaid. I was a stranger and you deported me and my family.”

w/ @jamestalarico

[Cailey☀️ @Caileykatts]

I love how everyone has to try and calm him down and explain like he’s a child having a temper tantrum

[Emerson Green @waldenpod]

There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year

[Nate🇭🇹 @Vallantsaf]

legit the funniest video ever this nigga's body language does a complete 180 after the guy says 5 words 😭😭😭😭😭

[I Fuck Xboxes @IFuckXboxes]

Hi. It's me. Your coworker in the breakroom. I'm gonna watch videos of mass tragedies with horrific screaming in the breakroom all while eating the most pungent food you could ever imagine. And yes. The videos will be on full volume. Thank you.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Stephen Miller: This whole period that happened after World War II where the West began apologizing and groveling and begging—

Host: I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I asked you if there would be an election in Venezuela.

[TheCUSACentel @TheCUSACentel]

Wonder if the new admin change had anything to do with this post

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

i love how you can watch a gorilla for five minutes and start recognizing human behavior in almost everything it does.

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

Zohran Mamdani please build high speed rail from Richmond VA to NYC I want to come visit but I hate flying

[4th and 1 @jaesofamous]

He be talking Cash money shit and i love it

[Chris Wakefield @wakefieldreport]

They’re going to show this in journalism schools across the country. Coughing baby vs. atomic bomb. He spent 14 minutes giving her as much rope as she wanted. Hit her at the end and had her spamming camping slogans. Like watching Shakespeare.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

This is possibly the reason the White House stopped posting the transcripts of Trump's remarks.

If you read them, you realize very quickly that he is out of his mind.

[whristan 🍉 @whristan1]

Reffing at LA fitness

[ᑭᗩTᑕᕼES 🖤 @patcheswriter]

my hot take is this one of the funniest fucking movies ever

however much of that is intentional is up to interpretation but i've never not died laughing at this movie

[Paisa!✭ @liigles]

If this nigga fart it’s gon look like a mouse running down his leg.

[Sam Vecenie @Sam_Vecenie]

I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.

[Couch @BCBCouch]

I’m sorry?

[cody @blexcii]

Stairglitch proof

[Jayson Stark @jaysonst]

If you've ever second-guessed a play call in an NFL game in your life, this is the most must-read story of the day.

Incredible work. Fantastic quotes. Great reporting. And visually stunning.