Sissy-phus

Dallas-ing your Fort Worth. Coms in the arts. Tarleton alumnus. Proud Democrat. 🏳️‍🌈

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

Ladies, prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance of Ann Richards’ ‘88 DNC convention keynote

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

Telemachus: I’m looking for my dad, have you heard anything?

Menelaus: gossip much

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

Hmm I might give this a shot. Make ‘26 my first Madonna summer ever

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

It's a Madonna summer

https://t.co/6y7JeQXita

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

Probably my favorite collegiate state/mascot/color combos fyi

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

@suddenxfear Whose pom poms?

[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

[james @worstjames]

another gay guy started at work today

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

“Starplex” -me

[cas🐧 @campbelIbain]

the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

The nostalgia for 2016 proves that it takes exactly only one decade.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i wonder if in fifty years some idiot is going to be like "why can't life be more like 2026 when everyone got along?"

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

We’re still watching the game. Why would Madonna do this to us

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

I bet “cultural gerontocracy” hits so hard if

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

debating if i wanna take the "women having fun into their older age yay" or the "this is a sad indictment of our cultural gerontocracy" angle about this madonna world cup performance

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

My least favorite Muppet was Ted Lasso

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

Madonna went first so the halftime show could start with the US national anthem (Music)

[Cassandra screaming into the void @JellyKind]

Because American Evangelical Christianity is not a religion and has nothing to do with Jesus. It's a political movement meant to entrench repressive white male hegemony at the behest of moneyed interests.

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

John said Madonna should sing don’t cry for me Argentina then do her “matador bullshit” for Spain

[Calli Jones @Calli_Jones]

“let’s hit the doors”

[Jon Reed @Jon__Reed]

Just left the odyssey. It was pretty good….. but kind of felt like a rip off of O Brother, Where Art Thou??????

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

Sabrina… …Madonna

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

@SeanTrende first of all Graceland is cool

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

what else are you gonna do another fast & furious? mario??

[Sissy-phus @DrewTSU]

@UniversalPics call her back with that money!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘CONFESSIONS II’ by Madonna is now projected to debut at #1 in the US with 126K units, @HITSDD reports.

It would mark her tenth #1 album.