Drew

aged poorly

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@realDonaldTrump Oh glorious sexy one, you are the greatest master of ceremony there ever was! Please! Stop making us all wait! Leave the presidency immediately and start hosting full time! We would love that! Yes yes yes!!

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@DudespostingWs

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA @realDonaldTrump @EDSecMcMahon

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP Damn you suck him off this much and he STILL wouldn’t pose for a pic with you? Kinda sad kimmy kinda sad

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA @realDonaldTrump Ooo definitions how fun! Define driving under the influence next!

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@IAGovernor @IowaDOGE Crazy how the people ELECTED @RobSandIA to do this job and you just decided to overrule that.

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@DMRegister Every day this state gets more and more embarrassing

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KCCINews KKK vs Kirkland

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA @PeteHegseth Here’s the real question. When you guys go out drinking… who’s gonna drive?

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I attended Trump’s inauguration yesterday.

Here are my thoughts:

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@hinterlandiowa Crazy talented artists, weird choice tho considering hinterland is like historically indie-folk

[New Orleans JazzFest @jazzfest]

Jazz Fest 2025 Music Lineup!
GA Weekend Passes and VIP Packages on sale now! Special prices available for Louisiana residents. Purchase tickets at https://t.co/dApNCrwnOx.
#jazzfest

[New Orleans JazzFest @jazzfest]

😎

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

My #NewYears resolution?
Be grouchier. Now scram!

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

The final stand against RFK has arrived.

[IGN @IGN]

Not only is the McRib returning on December 3, but limited-edition half-gallon jugs of sauce will be available to purchase online for $19.99 from November 25.

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA @hinsonashley Im off to the polls rn! Kimmy style!

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA Have a safe ride back from Dubuque!

[Drew @Drew_Simon_]

@KimReynoldsIA @TeamTrump