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Elon musk can suck my nuts

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@Dadda793892 @Tsukiya_a Would you have sex with a man if he had a vagina

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@UrinatingTree Urinatingtree: Into the Schlasserverse

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@UrinatingTree The most terrible part about that was the effort on tackling

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@UrinatingTree

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@UrinatingTree Ladies and gentlemen: Ke’bryan Hayes!

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@FoolishBB Wise Baseball

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@theredbird_way Best K/BB and BB/9 in the NL, 3.39 FIP and 3.07 xFIP. It seems like maybe he just got unlucky.

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@UrinatingTree Tree I don’t mean to alarm you but the Cardinals are still technically alive in the playoff race

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@BroSter_J @bigmonkeong Zack Snyder isn’t gonna fuck you bro, sorry

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@Cardinals Cut everyone and sell the team

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@The_Ryan_Shull @Cardinals This team will definitely surprise everyone and make the playoffs, though

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@UrinatingTree If Rodgers does this in real life I’ll mix Ayahuasca and Toradol

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@The_Ryan_Shull This is my World Series

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@CardinalsReek They’re quoting WHOOOO

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@CardinalsReek Just in time for the 2023 cardinals to be back too

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@CardinalsReek Doesn’t play catcher

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@CardinalsReek I’ll help crowdfund season tickets for you

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@UrinatingTree Clearly Derek Shelton managed the pirates to be unable to hit

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@UrinatingTree Killing myself

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@STLBluesMuse I predicted Cam Fowler would score the OT winner this morning. Let’s see if that holds.