Schrödinger's Padre

Father of two beautiful girls. Clone. Padres. Red Sox. Political Atheist and Troll. Will argue for free.

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@brewmeone Save me an egg omelette please. Hope it has a ranger bar

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@MLBONFAX Where's @TomDungESPN when you need him? And did he ever find his wife?

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@shadygrooove @dom_lucre Can't even read it

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@Kohls why are you taking away your customers ability to pay with cards? It's caused my wife and I quite a bit of trouble. We aren't driving over 200 miles in crap weather to the nearest store just to pay her card. Figure it out please.

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@shadygrooove @katiehobbs @KariLake So this just died? All false?

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@POTUS republicans hate cops and are for open borders! Scumbags! It's always been this way.

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@MLBONFAX It's spelled Arizona. Randy Arizona

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@LandauDave Damn I'm sad man. But best of luck!

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@3YearLetterman Clearly you've never been to auburn then coach. And I say that with all due respect.

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@Breaking911 Must have been a busy week

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@Brandon_Warne @3YearLetterman True, they would just surrender to the first cavity they saw just like at Yorktown and Waterloo

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@BaseballAslan @ComfortablySmug @donlemon @mkraju He's definitely not quite past his prime yet

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@ITYSL_memes

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@GarbageHuman23 This made my day better thank you for sharing

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@TalkinBaseball_ Just like when we best then at Yorktown and Waterloo

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@MikeTierno1 @Breaking911 I thought that was per day?

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@POTUS Is this real life?

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@JebraFaushay Joe Rogan let himself go

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@iluminatibot @3YearLetterman

[Schrödinger's Padre @Drewfromthedick]

@bwwebber Thank you sir. Also I must say I've never seen you before just heard you on the radio and wow you're not even that fat! I thought you were like @MrazCBS level fat from all the clone smack. I thought they were reasonable people.