Andrew Mason

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

I upload a profile picture to Ancestry, and like magic it uses my DNA to deduce that I’m less likely to be fashionable

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

A few months of European outdoor cafe culture and we start parking like the French #birkenhead #wosits

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@fesshole I hope you find the strength to move on

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@jollyfucker @jillwebb2005 I remember telling you I liked The Eagles and you replied “Aww bless ya” 😁

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

Parsnips when you boil them for an extra minute

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

Training to prise apart the trolleys at Bromborough Asda

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

The most shocking thing about the Coldplay jumbotron video is Chris Martin’s awful transatlantic accent

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

The glamorous dinner lady hair do and dress style of the aging rock star. Rod Stewart, Jeff Beck, Ronnie Wood is just so gross. You never see normal 80 year old men sitting in Wetherspoons with a feathered mullet and a paisley neckerchief

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

Tony Hawk 1978, Enfield Poltergeist, same vibes

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@theweakerthans Masterpiece

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@MarinaPurkiss @theJeremyVine @JeremyVineOn5 ‘Bit fashy’

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

Yngwie Malmsteen would have incredible Tinder profile photos

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@simon_schama ..while Gordon Burns

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@floboflo Incredible

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@interesting_aIl Are you going to be long in there?

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@SkyHelpTeam Still haven’t been connected @SkyHelpTeam

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@SkyHelpTeam Nobody turned up. 16 years as a customer and I'm waiting a month for a 20 minute repair

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@SkyHelpTeam I've been watching Freeview like an Amish person for nearly a month

[Andrew Mason @Drewside]

@SkyHelpTeam Yes! Openreach replaced the telephone pole that came down in the storm, connected my neighbours and missed me out. After many calls and messages chats it still isn't sorted