PizzaMan Drew

my glasses Ferragamo btw.

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Having really big thoughts again…. I’d share them but don’t think my followers would understand so here’s my grandma

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

rob49 mode

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

we're not done btw, she's winning the hoh #bb28

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

we're not done btw, she's winning the hoh #bb28

[Mega Crit ⚔️ Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! @MegaCrit]

The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️

New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.

Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

rob49 really is the future

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

the ugly step;sister is overwhelming. i've never been overwhelmed

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Especially OPM BABI

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Carti rave last night the best of my life

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Date told me she loved the way I danced to Carti. IN LUV WITH DA LUV OH MY GOD IM

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Fell in luv. Wit da luv. Oh mai god. I’m in luv

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Desperately sad for those not on DONDI. Just witnessed the Golden God standing fast against Dr Will, the family, the banker, even @JoeManganiello to turn down $1, 2, 3, and 4 million…

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Main takeaway from 6 years of corporate life is that grown men making high 6 figs don’t know how to clean up after themselves in the bathroom. Not a day goes by I don’t have to wipe up some exec’s leftover piss. These are the people running your world, seat pissers

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Crazy to think I was there day 1 for all of them. Self titled on repeat got me through the toughest summer of my life. Now here I am larping in quebec. Never thought id make it this far

[f⌖ @ohfold]

Playboi Carti‘s first week album streams over the years

Self-Titled: 30.3M

Die Lit: 64.5M

Whole Lotta Red: 126M

MUSIC: 490M 🤯

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Man I’m so out of touch they’re calling Molly/No Stylist Molly/Not Real. This isn’t even the og version that 2nd verse wasn’t filled. I been seeing so many people blow up calling evil Jordan a leak. Music been in my ear all week so many more thoughts

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

#NewProfilePic

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

WHY DOES IT MATTER IF 2HOLLIS LIKES GUYS?

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Trippin on the way better sex on the Percocet yacht or whatnot

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

yup

[cubs 🌲 @cubsjaw]

How it feels to be 27

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

laptop troll

[PizzaMan Drew @Drewzi_]

Never got to ride. Life’s biggest regret

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

The world’s tallest roller coaster, Kingda Ka, located at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey, was imploded this morning 😢