Sean

Author of acclaimed NYT bestselling memoir Eat, Pray, Love | he/him

[Sean @seanisonline]

I’m hands down the most fuckable person in my COVID bubble

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

With a pocketful of ham and a song in my heart, I march on

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[boop @xboxbodywash]

After I strapped a girl for the first time Future's music started to click for me

[miia @miiagarro]

my biggest hater used to eat my ass

[callie @fluoridevictim]

self harming with a gua sha stone

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Amy Adams for everything that she’s been through she’s still acting

[🕷️ @rakechaelas]

hug a white lesbian today…. their second tower was just hit

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Strawberry shortcake if you can hear me pls help me

[mau @rllydu]

explain it to me like i’m 30

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

i begin all my résumés with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead.’

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Replying "love is love!!!" on a photo of a couple I think is ugly

[hannah @shamediarist]

my future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife…but the seeds of discontent are there

[mau @rllydu]

can i come over and cough until i throw up?

[turd @goonageddon]

white people be like my dog was lucky to miss the train the day the towers were hit

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person

[not jimin @ikissjungkook]

sorry i’m not watching a show about a girl named belly