Terry Dringo

Back from the ashes. Midwest pissologist and pissfluencer. @MrBeast please kill me for content and then pay my family. Terry's Goon Juice™ creator.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Uhhhhh yeah you could say he's back!!!

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Today I shit in the toilet at work.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

@JoshLaet Hell yeah

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Got a couple more of these bad boys schedules for June. Glad to know that 75% of my next paycheck is going to be part of northwestern medicine's coffers.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Northwestern medicine is a system that needs a $300 copay every once in awhile so it remains happy with me. Imagine a fun sentence instead of this one, you know the kind of fun sentence I can't say publicly without getting a visit from the cool police.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Aaand lois, lois griffin from family guy.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Healthcare In Decline: A Nurse At This Sperm Clinic Just Handed A Donor A Cup, A Ketchup Packet, And A Low-Res Printout Of Lois Griffin In A Bikini

https://t.co/LfgbMILaet

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Unless you work for a public university that isn't University of Illinois.

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

The folks in Washington may not care, but our budget in Illinois invests nearly $100 million to help families put food on the table. https://t.co/Ry126QH63i

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

My man white balanced this shot with the inside of a beet

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Catherine Corcoran and Lloyd Kaufman at the Return to Nuke em High part 1 premiere in Chicago.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do tell…

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Asking a chinese man if hes a demon

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

@kumxem My mom and watching Food Network

[Stephen_Malkmus_PJs.py @CarlOrkmansen]

"REAL American beef is back on the menu"

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Northwestern medicine is a system that needs a $300 copay every once in awhile so it remains happy with me. Imagine a fun sentence instead of this one, you know the kind of fun sentence I can't say publicly without getting a visit from the cool police.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

I think about this every day

[rebro style dumbass @REbr0]

I think murder shouldn’t be illegal for cases where the victim is a super bad guy or even just kind of annoying

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Looked for a new job that pays better for like 20 minutes. Didn't see anything. Now I'm going to play Diablo 4 until I go to lunch.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Good morning to all my followers. You're the best people on here and I love each of you.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

I play video games for hours a day during my office job. Could my time be spent better? Yes. Could I be bettering myself instead? Yes. Am I also listening to music? Yes. Let people get through their minimum wage job however they see fit. Work is dumb and bad.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

sorry to sound like a boomer but the prevalence of airpods and phones from people working service and retail jobs rn is fucking bananas

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Anyone know of any part time remote work that's on demand? Pay doesn't have to be great. Just trying to double dip when I can.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

A good trough will be absolutely filled to the brim with slop

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

The kind of shit I see when I take NyQuil and edibles at the same time.

[21 @21metgala]

Megan Stalter and Paul W. Downs at The 52nd American Music Awards.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

Life's a lot better when you have zero goals or expectations.

[Terry Dringo @DringoTerry]

I gotta shit at work again