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Sanaa Ya Dhahabu | @YSL

[DRIPKAMP @Dripkamp]

Monk Mode and Pedal to the floor. Hii mwaka ijipe 🙏🏾

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Content ya haka kajamaa inanibamba sana mimi😂

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

Soulja Boy and his Xbox 360 back in 2008

[Guru Miato @Techsupport97]

Among the bright minds this country has lost to America. 2011 huyu bois akifanya CSE ulikua wapi ?

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Hujapatana na hawa wanatumia AI enhanced photos. Kuna wish nilitumiwa picha iko murang'a town. Nilifika ground na mteja, kuiona one on one, I almost fought with the seller. This is what he had shared.

[𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖚𝖒𝖊 @MalumeXing]

@IamHumbaba Mimi pale first year, straight from the village nilipelekana fish and chips. Akasema niorder fries for her. Nikaenda counter na kusema "fries moja na chips moja" 😭

[Hum Babah @IamHumbaba]

Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani.
kufika kwao akasema "This is me."
Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality.
Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

I told you. Michezo ya Wakora

Duale na Ruto

[Godsent Ndoma @Godsent_Ogar]

Z. Zidane gave Belgium 🇧🇪 76 minutes to apologise for scoring first, then introduced Olise, Cherki and Doue...
And just like that, France 🇫🇷 delivered one of the biggest comebacks in Nations League history in less than 15 minutes.

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

lol y’all are making people realize how smart you are because of banter
Damn 🤣 Mko Juu!

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Mwambie apige picha na gazeti ya leo kama amesema wantam akiwink na jicho ya right.

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

😂😂

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Hakuna kitu sijaona kwa mjengo.
Subcontractor wa welding deni ilifika 1.2M unpaid for 4 months.
Around 2pm akaleta drama kwa site nikakimbia nikajifungia kwa ofisi. Brooo alikama na machine akachomelea mlango ati nitatoka akilipwa. 5pm ivi nikakazwa na mkojo, nilikojolea thermos.

[Dr.kelvin 🇬🇧 🇰🇪 @BecomingKm]

As a doctor, this Kenya Ebola case is wild. Patient was sick for a month in DRC, got treated in multiple hospitals, traveled by road to Uganda, and flew into JKIA on a commercial flight passing "screening"only to be diagnosed after arriving in Nairobi.

We ain't fools!!

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Big question this morning; Do you think marurui did not have the file on Chivayo?

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Imagine how I feel

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Even Itumbi is telling us about Ebola. Bwana this money is needed urgently. Chivayo aliharibu hesabu 🤣

[Bryson Mwamburi @BrysonMwamburi]

“Take care”
“Pia wewe chunga sana” always gets me 🤣🤣🤣

[Mubabaddie. ⁶𓅓 @BrianMutuma_]

Nimewai toka mechi kwa mdem after works, nikapitia kwake ate & clapped cakes Alafu nikatumia shower gel yake nikarudi mtaa. Mzae akanishow you smell very fresh for someone who left home 8 AM. All the lies I said were met with great answers, nikajua amejua nimetoka mechi io siku

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Chivayo alikufa na pesa zao alafu wakanyimwa pesa na IMF wakaona wasingizie Ebola ndo wapate campaign money

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

This is me too and you are yet to see more 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣