Danny Driscoll

Product at Datadog

[Danny Driscoll @Drizzzzzz]

Is Jude Bellingham’s brother Jobe named after Gob Bluth? @pablofindsout

[claire vo 🖤 @clairevo]

Every time I want to hate on datadog they build a product that is just well executed and well branded and this is why they have everyone’s money

[AJ Stuyvenberg @astuyve]

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[Ball Don’t Lie @Balldontlie]

Ten years ago today, the Celtics brought an end to a prolific home winning streak in The Bay 😳

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

- be Sam Trabucco

- math prodigy, wins school competitions and joins Mathcamp

- meets SBF there in 2010, both nerds obsessed with probabilities

- studies math and CS at MIT

- plays poker with Bitcoin from the 2014 MIT experiment

- triples it and gets hooked on trading

- after college joins Susquehanna

- International Group as a quant trader
learns risk, poker strategy, and market psychology

- 2017: quits, trades crypto full time

- dinner with SBF → joins Alameda Research as one of the first hires
starts running arbitrage bots and high-leverage strategies

- 2021: becomes co-CEO of Alameda with Caroline Ellison

- builds DeFi yield systems and aggressive trading algorithms

- doesn’t care about “effective altruism,”

- November 2021: approves $150M bribe to Chinese officials to unlock $1B frozen on OKX and Huobi

- jokes about it later in a Signal chat
the same year buys two luxury apartments, a house in Maine, and a $2.5M yacht called “Soak My Deck”

- total haul around $60M in personal payouts

- August 2022: suddenly resigns as co-CEO

- tweets that he’s “tired” and wants to enjoy life

- three months later FTX collapses
everyone goes to prison except him

- November 2024: quietly settles with FTX estate

- gives back $81.2M in assets, the yacht, the houses, and creditor claims

- no criminal charges, no trial, no press

- disappears completely

- Today: probably living by the sea

the man who co-ran Alameda and walked away free

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It’s been a privilege to watch this team. I’m a born and bred Red Sox fan.

[Datadog, Inc. @datadoghq]

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[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Oh my god someone finally built it. I have been asking for this for well over a decade.

When your site goes from happily serving traffic to violently shitting itself to death, you have exactly one question: is it my shitty code?

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

holy shit datadog shipped Updog

[Danny Driscoll @Drizzzzzz]

Interesting guess from Jason Street

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

The airport situation in Lisbon is such a shitshow and multi-national thinking of investing here should think twice. DM me for details.

[Danny Driscoll @Drizzzzzz]

@astuyve

[Danny Driscoll @Drizzzzzz]

@shawneheide @stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente a @scottzolak endorsed favorite

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

it’s so funny that Marty basically disavows this movie as a paycheck job that he wishes he never did, because if it hit theaters this past October it would’ve been in my top three of the year lol

[Danny Driscoll @Drizzzzzz]

@ken_wheeler Fun bonus fact: his son was my pediatrician

https://t.co/gzqmHU16Sa

[Danny Driscoll @Drizzzzzz]

@ken_wheeler It’s Vonnegut

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

OMG.