"Sridhar isn't funny anymore". I was never funny. I was faking it, imagining what a funny person would say and then posting it for clout. My jokes were all made up.
@mickyh05@David_Ornstein Have you actually read these posts? 🤣🤣🤣.
"Subject to personal terms".
"Working to hijack".
"Hopeful of completing deal".
You City fans are absolutely nuts, complete cultists who will do anything for the maniacal overlords who have committed fraud and human rights violations
i’m sure the US frat/sorority system must serve some kind of irl purpose (i guess???) but coming from a country where there’s no frats and no sororities they just seem like fancy school cliques that let predators, rich people, & rapists feel safe & special all the time
The whistleblower is living in witness-protection and the UAE is threatening economic sanctions but yeah Man City is just a “football club” with a kind hearted investor
though it never became as popular as "for sale: baby shoes, never worn", hemingway also wrote what he believed to be the *happiest* possible six-word story: "six thousand chicken fajitas, all sizzling"
my niece would’ve been 3 years old if it wasn’t for the genocidal occupation. my cousins would’ve graduated from university. my uncle would’ve seen his first grandchild. i would still have my father.