George🇬🇧

Your one disco mother @NUFC @georgeshushemoj

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

got to talk about clement attlee in class today

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

@Putin @XiJimping obliterate

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

The Bermuda Triangle 😭

[IsaacFTBL @nufcisaac7]

That sale for 100m to fund Newcastle 3.0 will hurt

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

my friend uses tiktok as a search engine

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

it’s gonna be a long international break isn’t it

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Harry Kane is the distinction between a mature hairline and receding hairline.

Kane’s hairline matured when he was very young, maybe around 23.

Now he is 33, and it hasn’t receded further.

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

@NotAPaladinBro it’s faster dming via messenger pigeon

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

@AtlasFifeV calm down man, take a touch

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

‘who said that?’
‘nich.’

[Vamos 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

There was absolutely no need for Chuckle to put that top bins

[ch @theoldch]

Pushing October and it’s 25 degrees in the north of England

[elliot @steepermonk]

@ImSmilingRn No play since they smashed the chandelier

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

When she got fawlty towers humor but you genuinely ain't got play since del boy fell through the bar

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

If Jayden Daniels and Jaxson Dart played a game of checkers you’d still need to have an ambulance on site.

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

@darnoldgooner bro goes to verity spoons

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

how it feels to make my girlfriend watch britmonkey and pliny explains it all

[Reuben @Reublint0n]

If you’re rich and famous you can just admit to forgery on your story and probably face no real consequences

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

mira sport worst shower ever

[George🇬🇧 @mag_honourable]

how it feels listening to a 90s rave song and a piano comes in

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

October next week and it’s still shorts and t-shirt weather in England

[Unique-Orion @hatsunemiziku]

liking oomfs tweets even when i have no idea what they're talking about bc that's oomf