Drawback Productions

I write and record humorous commentaries over movies and tv shows for charity. So buy something:

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@RiffTrax

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"Let me know if you find an ear bud."
"Like in Blue Velvet, pal?"

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Hey, Elon, when we get to Mars, can we recycle our own pee, or will we just mix everybody’s together?

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That was to tie up all the bags of stuff he was gonna steal.

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Breaking: Man arrested in Paul Pelosi attack had bag with zip ties

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What would even be buried there? Atheists donate their corpses to science.

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Okay. Now I REALLY don’t know what a controller does.

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@joshcomers You’d think he’d be a goner after those shaken nerves and rattled brains.

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@JohnKruk @PFTompkins Now I will

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Fan Fiction Theatre is STARTING NOW!

https://t.co/sQYVAlxj2Z

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Hats off to these legends for frightening my child on the way to school. This is how it’s done, people.

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Andor is great and all, the most character-rich Star Wars by far, but are kids are enjoying a show where it’s mostly talking and then one Tie fighter comes by every 30 minutes?

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Why can't you take a picture with THIS superhero on Hollywood Blvd? They have fat versions of every other superhero.

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@francescatututu Paper with metals? No way he recycles.

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“Oh, no. It’s THIS guy.”
Good morning to you too, 5-year-old.

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@danozzi @blainecapatch This picture of Alvvays reminds me of the time in fifth grade when I accidentally saw Always in the theater.

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Upon seeing me shirtless, the 5yo says, “Why do you have too much abs?” So now I have buy her a pony.

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@BalloonFlavour Go mariners!

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@JimMcCue You should be having more sex with your car keys

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@Im_The_Slime @MadHatterMommy You don’t know me but I desperately need affirmation.

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@Mollygarv_oh No time to read when you’re sitting on gold like that

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RIP Comedy