DrunkCaptainMorgan

I'm not a bottle of rum! Screw you, landys!

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Hossamassey @shwood AHOY, Brian and Bryan! Yes, I coined the term in 1563 when a bunch of my friends ran train on a Scottish prostitute.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@vincent404 I don't know. I don't really mix well with others. The Captain is a lone wolf who likes to travel his own road.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Jesus Christ, MINERALS Motherfuckers!!! @BreakingBad_AMC

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@CaptLandy I see you over there, Landy! All the way from the comfort of my boat.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@shwood @JustinRYoung The Capn is the one in the brown suit at the 4:46 mark.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@shwood @JustinRYoung The Capn returns! Kinda. Here's what the Capn has been doing the last two months: https://t.co/HAb8tLZyDE

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@funKYcat75 @Willy_G82 If it is the same mod we seriously need to mass e-mail the other mods to strip him of his duties. Getting ridiculous.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@funKYcat75 @Willy_G82 WEAK! That mod needs his privs revoked.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@TJSharrock I'm as not thunk you as drink am I.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

It was only a blocking rehearsal, and we pretty much knew how the director wanted the scenes, but still. THAT'S A DIRECTING CREDIT, DAMMIT!

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

Not only do I act, but apparently I direct. Director was out with a sick momma today, so me and another actor directed today's rehearsal.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@MythBusters @JamieNoTweet These pegs were square when I started.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 "Your honor, clearly I am not of mental competence as shown by hiring this guy to defend me. I submit that joke as exhibit A."

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 ...annnnnnd it fell flat on it's face. Seriously, if I was Zimmerman, I would have stood up and immediately pleaded insanity...

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 The funniest thing about the Zimmerman trial is the fact his lawyer started his opening statements with a GD knock knock joke!

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 Hell, we got the vertical beef and cheddar from on, and now "That's retarded, sir." in another one.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 Oh, this is gonna be hilarious. Can't wait to follow the new handle.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 lol. Will the words beef and/or cheddar be in the name?

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 Yep. If I could link my other one into this one I would.

[DrunkCaptainMorgan @DrunkCapnMorgan]

@Willy_G82 You know what I say, a man's couch is his pirate ship. Heaven help anyone who dares climb aboard.