Rev. Drunk Divorced Dad

I like coffee and bourbon. Why be different when you can be indifferent?

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From now on, you can only use your nose on the screen of your phone.

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@meowri What the hell. OK. So. War vet. Yeah. Taking lives sucks. But in contrast I would imagine that being attack and fucked in the ass would be worse. So, if you can stop it with a gun, do it.
Ballistic psa: handgun wounds are highly recoverable. Don't worry so much.

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@sierratree93 Put I sign in the window that says, "please don't lick the window"

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@sierratree93 They aren't looking at him. They're looking at the size of his bank account.

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@odinsleftnut @sierratree93 I got you

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@irolands1 @sierratree93 @odinsleftnut Ardbeg, Laphroaig, or lagavulin?

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@sierratree93 Better yet, just mri the body and have any ferrous metal get ripped out of it.

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@tntux @sierratree93 Go on and explore some.

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@sierratree93 That's what.... Uh... You said?

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@sierratree93 It's only a mile away. I could walk there, get stuff, and walk back in less than an hour.

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@sierratree93 @EmpressGin1908

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@sierratree93 That's because they reversed around the 2000 elections.

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@sierratree93 Management : YOU DID WHAT?

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@hiberniantifa @sierratree93 Does Jerry Springer count?

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@sierratree93 Well, that could change once this month's power bill comes in.

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@SlagOffTwits @sierratree93

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@Mayplus2 @sierratree93 Farmville. Charley's waterfront, macado's, maybe brew house but I don't think it's big enough.

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@sierratree93 Not a whole year. Wait.... Do you not know our anniversary? I thought I was supposed to be the on to forget.

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@sierratree93 It's no different than nonstandard measurements of length in the past (ie, span, cubit). Those were based on body parts. But as society progresses, we need standards to work together, and resolve conflict.

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@sierratree93 But this doesn't work when it comes down to work, school, etc. When everyone needs to be on the same page. There has to be a standard measurement, so customers and employees can be as the shop at the same time.