Drunk Holger

Get the fuck off the bandwagon.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

I love that CP3 doesn’t get a farewell tour. I hate basketball after Nico so I just need the hate anymore.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

I don’t like the dildo throwing out on the court going on in the WNBA. Don’t you people realize they make them with suction cups on the bottoms. Someone wing that thing up on the backboard.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

I don’t know, I still wanna be mad. I don’t know if I can go back to yet another toxic ex again.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

That’s a wrap for this Twitter career. As well as casual viewing of basketball. It’s been one hell of a ride yall. DH out.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Luka has a torn meniscus. Give it 2 weeks and it’ll come out.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Suck my dick Houston

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

This was caused by Dwight Powell. I just know it was.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Mavericks say Luka Doncic suffered a left calf contusion and will be re-evaluated in one week.

[NBA Germany @NBA_de]

DIRK 😍

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

65

[MFFL NATION @NationMffl]

Call it now… 🍿

The Dallas Mavericks will win __ games next season.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

@Melontheattack Wouldn’t be the worst move we have made. Especially with his defense.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Just don’t bring Reggie back please. I beg of you.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Do we bring DSJ back? 🥴

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

This draft makes my dick soft.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

@MavsFilmRoom Avery Johnson?

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

@MavsHighlights Unfortunately, Luka being gassed is better than 85% of our roster at 100%

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

@TheHateCentral Every coke head wants that nose

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Absolutely still just gutted

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Wait we didn’t keep kemba or IT4 just for kyrie to shit the bed like this? I’d take DJ Augustine right now.

[Drunk Holger @DrunkHolger]

Just feel very defeated right now. Feels like the series went from “Mavs in 6” to “let’s not get swept”