DrunkOKLegislator

You really think we read the bills?

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@KOCOjonathan I am prepared: Wearing my bicycle helmet & clogs

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Monday is Canadian Thanksgiving, so I guess Oklahoma liquor stores will be closed...

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I plan to introduce legislation funding a giant mister over Oklahoma...It's for economic development & the children...

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@stevelackmeyer Like this is the first party Randy Brogdon was not invited to...

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@DrunkOKLegislat And stop tweeting numbers at me. I keep losing count. :(

[DrunkOKLegislator @DrunkOKLegislat]

Some have asked where I have been: Singled handedly solving the budget crisis. I am rolling the last of $611,000,002 in pennies.

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@lablair I say that almost every morning but then realize it is just in my head......

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If I told you what they promised me to vote for suspending the rules it would make you laugh.....

[DrunkOKLegislator @DrunkOKLegislat]

So now I guess it's cool to live in a van down by the (Oklahoma) River

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Happy hour's gonna be over before they let us stop voting on all these bills...Whose idea were these damn laws anyway?

[DrunkOKLegislator @DrunkOKLegislat]

@sarahtaylorokc Shhh....

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@sarahtaylorokc The hell you say...How do you explain some of the laws they've passed the last few years?

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@BaphometOKC They wouldn't let you put that on the Capitol grounds either

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@sarahtaylorokc @ClarkJolley It would be an 85% crime, I'm sure....That sentence would be too...Percent = per centum (by the 100) in Latin

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So why was everybody talking about the 'net and yahoo all day? My email's working?

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@MadiLAlexander Yes they refused to allow me to debate while inhaling helium after sucking nitrous...What sort of hypocrisy is that?

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At 200 feet, I can't read the sign on the sand/salt truck that tells me to stay back 200 feet..Maybe some bigger letters would help?

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When I grow up, I want to be DrunkSCOTUSJustice http://t.co/3RvjOK5pOd

[DrunkOKLegislator @DrunkOKLegislat]

@TLOTriviaNight @TheLostOgle Is that for an individual or 180 calories per person?...And what if there are more than 2 people involved?

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@hwall It's because when you cut it open it's red, the color of Communism.....