Drunk Pios

overheard convos during late night weekend desk shifts when drunk pios are at their most quotable

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“we’re celebrating being americanized mexicans today”

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“let’s go to redfords”
“redfords is rotting in the pits of hell my dude”

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some girls at the atm:
“i’m surprised I remembered my pin”
“how do you survive out in the wild, like at a department store?”

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a group of drunk girls walking out of the nelson lobby: “it’s only 30?? i’m going to freeze to death!”
me, quietly from behind the desk: “a hoe never gets cold”

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Some chick in nagel talking to the printer: “YOU DUMB SLUT”

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some drunk girl on high st: “I’m fuckin dumbledor BITCH”

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some drunk bitch in the Nelson lobby: “and then she said that the her name was Scrappy and my friend was like that’s my dead dogs name and we were all liiikkeeeee ... u m u h h h . . . “

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*presumably* drunk Pio in Nelson Dining Hall: “Give me my socks!”

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drunk girl on her phone getting into elevator: Well to be fair you said you weren’t going out tonight so how was I supposed to know that you would be there
#drama

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“Pussy pussy pussyyyyy”

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*12 drunk pios getting into the Nelson elevator* “Jenny you don’t even live here go back to Nagel”

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not a quote but someone spilled beer in the Nelson elevator so I guess it’s officially winter quarter

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How’s #FinalSZN going without WiFi? Retweet if you ready to drop out and become a stripper

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“We swaggin dude”

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“So many Jell-O shots”

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drunk girl @1:10 am: hi I should have a package, it’s from Birchbox

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drunk guy wearing a redwings jersey: get a lotta hate on the streets for this man, a lotta hate

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drunk girl dancing through Nelson lobby: ITS MYBIRRHDAY

drunk girls friend: bitch your birthday is Monday calm down