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Meatloaf lover... both the musican and especially the food. Yum!

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I've been male-manipulating my gf into having a good morning recently. What I do is, I get up early and make her a coffee, bring it to her in bed, and finally I gaslight her with a fun-size Snickers and a little smooch while we do the crossword together

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@SatiiX @xsphi Hi, flirting is like this to allow both parties to escalate the intimacy & fun, but also with an escape route to withdraw at any time without either party losing face. It's good! Yeah!

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@rileybeesley Dude you haven't won a war since the Soviets carried you in world war 2, give the military dick-sucking a rest.

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For sale. Normal coffin. Too big.

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@entheoalchemist Got lost in my own house and thought I had accidentally broken into my neighbours house and that I was standing in his hallway in the dark

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@Jerusalem_Post Cool, what's on the agenda? Any chance you'll discuss Israel's murder of Aussie civilian Zomi Francom and the subsequent cover-up? Or the kidnapping of Aussies who were in international waters, who were abused and denied consular assistance?

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@goat_wang Cheers I'll have a l👀k online

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@goat_wang You look so cute! I've wanted one of those hats since I saw a contestant on Alone talk about how warm they are, but I've got no idea where to buy one

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@inuyarasha_ Das Kapital

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@RonaldJort @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY But good luck 🤞🏼 to you in your journey, may you find the peace in your sexuality you so desire

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@RonaldJort @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY I also told you I'm not gay dude

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@RonaldJort @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY Okay dude. Happy pride to you and yours!

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@RonaldJort @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY It's 2025, only gay men call people that nowadays. I'm not gay, so I can't say it. It's a language signifier. But happy pride to those who celebrate 🥂

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@Chungas32 @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY Sorry bitch, it's free money. You pay and I collect. Now get back to work, wage slave, these taxes aren't going to pay themselves

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@Permabaked @Byusanfran21 @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY Do you really care, silly goose? Come on now, be serious. I'm talking about the dignity of your countrymen here. This is your life ebbing away and you're asking what Australia produces?

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@RonaldJort @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY Also I'm not allowed to say that word, but Happy Pride to you and yours!

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@RonaldJort @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY I get stabbed for fun. It's fun to me, for a guy like me. Maybe you're not man enough though?

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@Chungas32 @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY It's 100% free money! Thanks for paying your taxes brother, it is much appreciated

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@Chungas32 @brisbanedavid1 @BBLPERRY That's not true, I offer my friends beer, cigs, drugs, and tickets to concerts. And companionship of course. And a few weeks ago I traded a cig for a pie, which was delicious! Yum 😋 thanks for paying for that, appreciate you

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@pissshit90001 I kicked 4 plastic pint glasses full of human vomit off a balcony into a crowd of people.