tess

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[tess @xsphi]

Welcome to earth. There's no magic here except what you bring with you.

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@TheMG95 no

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gm, I wrote* the fastest** typescript type checker*** in the world****

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@goblinodds @MasterTimBlais like, "I was invited to a thing, but the person who invited me's friend doesn't like me so now I'm uninvited" is a tale as old as time. it sucks to be in that position, but also there's not a abstract solution to this problem.

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@goblinodds @MasterTimBlais my 2c
1. as a catgirl, I would have loved to meet yarvin
2. party can mean many things, usually something very different from vc
3. making social decisions based on tribalist politics sucks
4. being entirely undiscriminating is at odds with the basics of socializing

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@jarredsumner your move

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* the first 30k LoC, back when writing code was a thing
** on my machine, on an arguably representative sample of projects, usually
*** program that often produces the same output as tsgo 7.1 beta
**** until the next bun canary

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@toasterlighting @AnniePosting it's a belief that race is a fundamental determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race

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user: fuck my wife, use ultrathink, make no mistakes

fable 5.1 to it's 4th sub-agent:

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@AGLabBear @interrogami yes, these are clearly the four main characters

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@thefurlinator @soundrotator if the government had done nothing after the 2008 financial crisis the 2008 financial crisis wouldn't have happened

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@soundrotator that being said, big government should stay out of the affairs of private companies. the market should decide the optimal amount of fraud. ACAB includes the SEC. etc etc

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@soundrotator financial crime is very hard to uncover and the actors are much more sophisticated, so my understanding is the punishment strat is much more acausal. elizabeth holmes must go to jail so the other theranos's that would otherwise get away with it don't exist.

[Ru 🌸 @bubbleteaPhD]

this sleeping pill better knock me the fuck out I need to wake up 12 hours later with only third of braincells showing up for work that day and the nerve communication channels are done and we can pretend the unconscious sending me immortal snails can be lived with

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@inflammateomnia my understanding is there was always two versions, one normal and one with backwards thrusters for acceleration. the flying one is a third variant that's quite impractical and low volume (I think you lose the passenger seat to compressed gas tanks and its not road legal)

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@Uncle_Chud @batkatebush

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@AnniePosting https://t.co/6xcqowEcK9

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it is most unfortunate that these politics are apparently "joining the war on HIV on the side of HIV, because we're all too poor to solve problems"

[Dan @KettlebellDan]

my politics are whatever this is