Drunk FBI

Today's FBI is an intelligence-driven and threat-focused security organization. That's also how I approach dating.

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@chrissyteigen

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

This investigation is confidential but I will say it involves someone I HATE dealing with. He knows who he is. https://t.co/LLKR49aHIV

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

@drunkCIA I beg to differ the most abhorrent thing you've done is use that shirtless photo of you on tinder. #swipeleft

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

Having reviewed them, he has nothing to be embarrassed about in those tapes. https://t.co/21v2JRFI6m

[CNN @CNN]

Former FBI Director James Comey is "not worried about any tapes" of conversations between him and Trump, source says https://t.co/8S93iLi1u1

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

Women never tell you their numbers. https://t.co/yZMgMWeQMD

[Glenn Thrush @GlennThrush]

.@shearm to Sarah: 'you said you talked to countless FBI agents... really?'

Sarah: 'I don't want to get into a numbers game.'

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

@drunkCIA I was actually wearing pants because at least one of us has to. #pantsoftherelationship

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

@drunkCIA And I can still drink you under the table. #lightweight

[Drunk FBI @Drunk_FBI]

I'd like to see some private "tapes" of Comey if you know what I mean. #sixfooteightinches https://t.co/2nzmw6WmSy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!