🚨BREAKING: England vs Mexico WC match will be moved back to 12pm local time due to the "risk of thunderstorms"
It's now a 7pm (Sunday) kick-off UK time
BREAKING: West Ham have SMASHED all kinds of records by announcing that a eye-watering 45,000 season tickets have been purchased for the upcoming Championship campaign.
In 1825, a rich Welsh industrialist bought an entire American town to prove that socialism could work.
He had the money, the buildings, the theory, and hundreds of eager followers waiting to move in.
Two years later, it was over. 🧵
David Lammy’s plan to appoint for diversity not merit is probably unlawful.
So I asked to publish his legal advice.
He says it’s "not in the public interest" - and told me to submit an FOI!
What does he have to hide?
🚨 NEW: Peter Mandelson has reportedly been in contact with Russian spies for over 35 years
He was considered a "privileged contact" and "one of the most significant Russian achievements in manipulating UK politics" in the last 30 years
[@Telegraph]
Europeans dying of heat stroke: “Can we please turn on the AC?”
Their governments: “Best we can do is replace you with migrants and prosecute you for Facebook posts.”
I'm getting bored of being governed by successive venal narcissistic dribblers. People who think it is better to index benefits than tax allowances, that undocumented young men are more deserving of State spending than our armed forces. Who think the greatest crime is to notice that different cultures have different values and all fall some way short of the English. That there is an optimal number of bats, which we have exceeded and they dont need fucking tunnels.
We tax cigarettes to reduce smoking.
We tax alcohol to reduce drinking.
We tax fuel to reduce driving.
What do you think happens when you tax employing people and running a business?
125,000 years ago, the Thames was full of hippos.
2,000 years ago, the Romans grew grapes on the Scottish border.
Today, British councils force people to rip out their aircon because of "unprecedented climate change".
https://t.co/DhOjKIDFxN
‘Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat?”
Vs.
“When I was a very small boy
Very small boys talked to me”
It’s a tough one 🤔
Katie Couric: "14% [is] such a low percentage of 400k people."
Rand Paul: "If your daughter gets r*ped & he's one of the 14%, I don't think you're gonna quibble about whether it's 14 or 64."