gooooob morning. i was performing. the morning security lap. around the household. when i tripped on a chord.. at the exact same time. in a seemingly unrelated event. a lamp fell off the table and broke. there is no way to confirm. what caused this
@samcarf Technically not until you're 21 and 3 months but I heard the U of M is currently trying to lower that to 18 and 1.5 months so in that case you could!
Today I wanna take a break from the jokes and talk about something very serious. It's a very special day for me and my family. I just want to thank this special someone for giving us trends, simple orbital management, and much more. #NationalPeriodicTableDay
You're head hurts because you're hungover, you were at a Frat all night being a douche to everything that moves. You were so intoxicated you attempted to STEAL a sound SYSTEM. Freaking millennials. https://t.co/YLFGk3zjvg
HOW IN THE WORLD IS NORTH DAKOTA MORE LIKELY TO BE ROOTING FOR BRADY/THE PATRIOTS THAN MINNESOTA!!!! EVERYONE IN THE MID-WEST IS ON THE SAME PAGE. SKOL BRADY SKOL! https://t.co/TTYDX08uhz
Was kind of hoping the Eagles would beat the Patriots, but then they start running down the streets with signs saying “fuck Millie”, referring to the 99 year old Vikes fan and I couldn’t be more disgusted. Worst fan base in sports? Tom Brady, do your thing.