Nathan Patterson

SPRING BREAK FOREVER

[Drew's Campaign @drew_fourking]

"I've been places you probably won't ever see." - Drew #ReasonsDrewShouldBeKing

[Benny West @BowesBenjamin]

He laughs in the face of danger. "Hahaha"-Drew #Drew4King

[Greys Quotes @GreysAnatomyHD]

retweet for McDreamy 😘
like for McSteamy 😍

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

It's about that time to register for next semester. I have a word of advice for anyone who's stressed.

Drop out.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i was performing. the morning security lap. around the household. when i tripped on a chord.. at the exact same time. in a seemingly unrelated event. a lamp fell off the table and broke. there is no way to confirm. what caused this

[dharma🥈 @DharmaBoreman]

100k IS A LONG SHOT BUT PLEASE HELP A GIRL OUT!!!!!!!!

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

@samcarf Technically not until you're 21 and 3 months but I heard the U of M is currently trying to lower that to 18 and 1.5 months so in that case you could!

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

@samcarf This tweet is dumb!

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

Despite the disapproval, I will be doing spring break videos this year!

Thank you all!

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

Why? I hate those pants https://t.co/72yt8qghOP

[Queen Breezy @briemckinnon]

dear boys,

DRESS LIKE THIS

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

Could've been in the olympics this year. Should've learned the luge. Not gonna lie, a little upset.

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

The world thanks you, the USA thanks you, Saint John's thanks you, I thank you!

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

Today I wanna take a break from the jokes and talk about something very serious. It's a very special day for me and my family. I just want to thank this special someone for giving us trends, simple orbital management, and much more. #NationalPeriodicTableDay

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

You're head hurts because you're hungover, you were at a Frat all night being a douche to everything that moves. You were so intoxicated you attempted to STEAL a sound SYSTEM. Freaking millennials. https://t.co/YLFGk3zjvg

[~sam~ @samcarf]

Somehow woke up with a headache and took some shampoo to the eye just now. Who tf has my voodoo doll?

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

New England patriots are Super Bowl 52 champions! #6thring #congratsBrady #GOAT

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

I'll take every minute of the patriots breathing in our hometown! #goldenteam https://t.co/4R6Yyw750z

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

This week's office.

[Nathan Patterson @Dubznap1]

HOW IN THE WORLD IS NORTH DAKOTA MORE LIKELY TO BE ROOTING FOR BRADY/THE PATRIOTS THAN MINNESOTA!!!! EVERYONE IN THE MID-WEST IS ON THE SAME PAGE. SKOL BRADY SKOL! https://t.co/TTYDX08uhz

[Vuke @vukeeeee]

Was kind of hoping the Eagles would beat the Patriots, but then they start running down the streets with signs saying “fuck Millie”, referring to the 99 year old Vikes fan and I couldn’t be more disgusted. Worst fan base in sports? Tom Brady, do your thing.