Girth Quake Kiper, Jr.

I couldn’t be anybody but me even if I tried.

[Sookie Winehouse @SookieWinehouse]

AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

I’m sure Santa Rosa has a Starbucks

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@IsChamps @sunnyright @JMC_PGH @jd11184 Elections are being conducted fairly and securely. Sunny sounds upset that each state handles elections differently.

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

Enroll you in my high deductible health plan?

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@OedipusRexRyan @IsChamps @JMC_PGH I believe we’re calling those “moon balls” now

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@JMC_PGH LET. RUSS. COOK.

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@JMC_PGH “I have never hit anyone why my helmet in an NFL game.”

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@OedipusRexRyan @RossMartinNC @IsChamps Ross reelin’ in some big guests #BHOnly

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

I like my cheese like I like my women

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@OedipusRexRyan @JRM_NC @JMC_PGH @edgemony @poseybm Americans would never allow this

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@RossMartinNC He tried to leave UNC #neverforget

[James Dator @James_Dator]

Deshaun Watson has more settled lawsuits (23) than touchdown passes (19) since being traded to the Browns

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@RossMartinNC #PointGuardU

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@IsChamps 😂

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

Non-specific ass

[T @tdgator9]

UF was able to fix blindness before the football program.

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@TheTranscript_ Now show the chart since IPO

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

I’m in no position to question the GOAT, but what does Bryce Young do that’s special? It’s a question I’ve asked since he was drafted.

[Aubrey Graham Cracker @TheAGC007]

The Bryce Young news just makes Tom Brady's point here hit even harder.

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@RossMartinNC Don’t forget the $2 off coupon at the bottom of the receipt when you check out.

[Girth Quake Kiper, Jr. @DuckButterFresh]

@OedipusRexRyan @IsChamps We both know there is no value in making reasonable projections about teams/players from a sports media perspective.

But seriously - his NFL picks are usually pretty good.