Damage Control Dan

Husband and Father of 3 boys. Oregon grown. UO alumn 🦆 🏈 🏀 , Blazers, DMB, Fish on! Leaving soon. Follow on Bluesky👉🏼@quackdmb

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@Softykjr Agreed. It will always be Autzen North to me

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

My Apple mail has never gone down

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It will still always be Autzen North to me

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Washington has reached a 10-year, $70 million stadium naming-rights agreement, renaming Husky Stadium to Columbia Bank Stadium, @ChristianCaple reports.

The partnership with Columbia Bank is believed to be the largest naming rights deal in college sports history.

https://t.co/MHtFCAtxT2

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@unusual_whales is that because we will all be dead?

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

If I cared about USC, I would fear for their safety

[Curt Cignetti @CCignettiIU]

Bad losses don't count anymore? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are first downs still 10 yards?🤡🤡🤡

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@thedoogfather I am so sorry to hear of your loss. I am praying for your family. What a blessing you all were for him in his life

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@B1GDuckEnergyy did duckzone join reddit?

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@OnePissedYinzer billionaire propaganda

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@nickdaschel fans just like you

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

Nailed it. Be sure to subscribe to my discord for more accurate predictions and insider info. Check out my pod to hear me ramble on and on about all things Ducks

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@CecileShaw Please prove it in court or STFU

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@Brentley12 At times they were. But there is a real reason why they were left behind. Most seasons they were not competitive or competent programs at a P4 level.

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@milfdefender68 If she really wants to get back at him she’ll become a UO donor

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

YOU HAVE BEEN UTTERLY SCAMMED INTO HATING UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

For years, the corporate insurance machine fed you the exact same exhausted line: "Universal healthcare just means paying for lazy people."

Think about how completely cooked that logic is. Right now, you are handing hundreds of dollars every single month to private insurance CEOs, plus crushing copays, plus a $5,000 deductible before they even agree to cover your basic doctor visit.

Universal healthcare isn't a charity handout. It’s a straightforward math trade:
• Swap predatory monthly premiums
• Swap bank-breaking deductibles
• Swap surprise out-of-pocket medical bills
...for a single public tax.

You aren't funding strangers. You’re funding your own family’s survival, while keeping thousands more in your actual pocket instead of lining Wall Street boardrooms.

The for-profit healthcare industry relies on keeping you terrified of saving money. Stop letting them gaslight you.

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

@CrusherSandersX You seem nervous

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@oregonfootball @CoachDanLanning @pepsi This is one of the better ones

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

The last struggling coach who talked like this had his career ended by Dan.

[Clayton Sayfie @CSayf23]

Kyle Whittingham on Oregon HC Dan Lanning, via Inside Michigan Football:

"Outstanding football coach, defensive-minded coach. That's his background, but tireless recruiter. He really does a great job recruiting. It doesn't hurt that you have $50+ million at your disposal to, in essence, outbid everybody. Not everybody, but a lot of people. But that's not his fault. That's a credit. I mean, that's a credit to their program and their dedication and desire to win and and the support they have."

[Damage Control Dan @DuckDMB]

“We wear the “O” round here!”

Dylan Raiola

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

Game 9: Rip the Script

Presented by @pepsi.

#GoDucks

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Oregon star LB Teitum Tuioti will miss the remainder of the 2026 season due to injury, Dan Lanning announced.

https://t.co/podWhhtSg3