Cool Duck

I'm the Michael Jordan of not really knowing how to respond to What's up?

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@JDVance If an executive tries to tell a judge how to interpret the law, that would be illegal.

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@elonmusk You first.

[Max Hates Paying Tax @taxhatesmax]

Fernando Carmona (55) on Arkansas should never be allowed to play football again

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@joekjoek Sauce?

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@LauraLoomer @JoeBiden @TheDemocrats You’re racist.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake*

Me: "Pathetic"

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@Coastal_Daddy @CollinRugg Jesus didn’t have kids

[Brady @pebbut]

just great. my first shift as a secret service agent and i overslept :/ hopefully nothing bad happened

[Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon]

BOMBSHELL: Limp Bizkit's Bass Player Calls on Biden To Step Down
https://t.co/athnoIycC7

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

The newest talk show, "The Charles Perez Show," debuted this week.

The show's first topic? "Who the hell is Charles Perez?"

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@porters @JacksonMesser37 You should ref the next one

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

What is this graphic?

[IGN @IGN]

"She's healthy, I've got the money, let's move her."

Billionaire philanthropist and Indianapolis Colts Owner Jim Irsay is backing a $20 million plan to release Tokitae the orca from her enclosure in Miami and release her in a bay near Seattle.

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

@KimKardashian 1. Scott Disick

[Cool Duck @DuckInGlasses]

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[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

[brady @zipoffs]

can’t stop thinking about what would happen if you gave a sour skittle to a pilgrim. it would ruin their life

[Daley Haggar @d_haggar]

Bill Gates doesn't want to track your movements loser.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

You can lead a horse to water. That's just one cool thing you can do with a horse