Duck McCorkle Jones

mac jones truther. sox kid.

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@callmearub to come back to this tweet, my patriots qb rankings are

1. Tom Brady
2. Drake Maye
3. Mac Jones (vs. TB)
4. Mac Jones (Career Patriots QB)
5. Jacoby Brisset (Career+games filling in for Jimmy Garropolo)
6. Cam Newton
7. Jimmy Garropolo
8. Brian Hoyer

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NEED to know if @abuelacomicbook is active still

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@TheRealNoirr clenching? what’re you clenching your butt?

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@TonyToeTappa Alright, targeted

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Had a dream I went to drive my car and found that someone had driven it and drastically changed my calculated miles per gallon. Woke up PISSED

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I think the keyboard changes in these social media apps is collecting typing data within the app more accurately.

Sunday Tweaking

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@TheRealNoirr Send a message.

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@abuelacomicbook Makes walking in public near impossible

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Genuinely how it feels trying to get all the unmixed creatine at the bottom
of the cup

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@ColeyMick The invention of the deluxe album HAS to be up there

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@jokicknowsball Idek what’s worse

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@abuelacomicbook I actually can’t stop laughing at this

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This might be the funniest thing Drake has ever done

This video alone puts him at the 2 spot right behind LeBron https://t.co/6R5zMKZ6e3

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This throws a wrench in my hypothetical. Are waterboys now required to be licensed athletic trainers? Really makes you appreciate that they have to know how rehab ACL’s AND know everyone’s preferential gatorade flavor.

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The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point.

NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious.

A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading.

Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.

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Just tasted the ginger in ginger ale a lil too much

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the BOSTON RED SOX posting their player wearing a red coat after hitting a bomb off USA

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@TheRealRingle It is that time of year

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Spotify is impressive with their smart shuffle. It doesn’t pick up on me skipping certain songs and then refuses to change the genre, but the reason I keep it on is because the pulls it has are unbelievable.

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Gym is playing the WAD playlist right now, may have to make a playlist named “For Men Who Move In Silence”