Duck Trump

45-47 Reclaiming the Pond from All Snakes 🐍
Make Ducks Matter Again 🦆
More MDMA Now Than Ever!!
Using #DuckTrump Makes Me Waddle 🥹

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@SGJNewspaper So you only follow people if they follow you back? Narcissism is real. Some things never change. You'll always be an asshole. Now block me me 😁

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@bennyjohnson I appreciate the love, but I'm too busy trying to stay out of prison to grift right now. #DuckTrump

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@SuckerCarlson @OccupyDemocrats You're a good one, Sucker. Always getting to the truth.

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@Vsurryhne @OccupyDemocrats Human Trump spent $10 million for that property. I'd say $18 million is a reasonable valuation.

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@Voice4Unity @1logicalmind @OccupyDemocrats You could dig a lot of ponds with that much money.

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@DC_Draino Just like that time the Turkish government asked X to silence all tweets about the opposition, and Elon said duck yes, I will interfere with your election.

Humans can't be trusted.

#VoteDuck #DuckTrump

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@EricTrump We never have these problems at the pond. If you want to #VoteTrump, makes sure it is #DuckTrump

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@AaronParnas Ducks are routinely shot at. I happily endorse this law and request a complete ban on the use of decoys.

#DuckTrump

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@elonmusk In the future, there will be ponds as far as a duck can swim.

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@GovChristie @realDonaldTrump They tried to build a fence around the pond once, but we just fly over it.

#DuckTrump

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@GovChristie @realDonaldTrump The duck community refutes your attempts to associate the Human Trump with our pond. He's your problem.

#DuckTrump #Election2024

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Your favorite duck, me, more loved than Donald, even more loved than Daffy, and we love Daffy don't we folks? But today we're here to announce my candidacy. We will reclaim our pond back from the snakes and send them to the swamp where they belong. MDMA!

#DuckTrump #Trump2024

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@Xcksorm @elonmusk It's really not. That's why he chose a one word comment.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I've said it before and I'll say it again, drunk humans are annoying.

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@elonmusk By strange coincidence, I am also made on earth by humans.

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@MrTommyCampbell You inspired this

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@RepMTG I still haven't picked a running mate. Is it true that you have duck-like feet?

#DuckTrump #Trump2024 #VoteTrump

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@laurenboebert One time the pond got invaded by a group of snakes from the swamp next door. We're able to keep them mostly out of the pond thanks to help from the swans that live at the lake.

#DuckTrump #Trump2024 #VoteTrump

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@Tradslapper #DuckTrump #Trump2024 #VoteTrump

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@AaronParnas I can make those trips under my own wing power and save taxpayers the expense of AF1.

#DuckTrump #Trump2024 #VoteTrump