soft bird body

I’m always annoying but sometimes I’m hot

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

Literally had to paint it I looked so good 🎨✨

[orphie🦇 @vorphie]

use this post as an excuse to post your most artistic looking thirst trap

[vixin @_vixin__]

you let me desecrate you

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

Happy 30th birthday Michael

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

Where I’m at mentally: crying and listening to Bullet by Hollywood Undead at 4am

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s eat shit with mama

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

Ok but why did Jules have to make them hard

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

@baileyjroc @lesbenkram Fear not that’s in the presentation along with the line “it’s really not that deep”

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

@baileyjroc @lesbenkram The word itself? Neutral
The intent behind how it was used? Typically in bad faith but let’s be real it was the 2000s

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

I view theatre the same way Freud views bisexuality. Everyone is born a theatre kid and you either grow out of it or become too mentally unwell to change.

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

Concept: girl who grabs your face when she kisses you not because she’s dominant but because she can’t aim for shit

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

The answer is you can’t and spend the rest of your life wondering what’s on your dead relatives old iPhone while staring at the last text they received and will never reply to :)

[Umayekisa🌹 @HappyMolokomme]

If someone dies and nobody knows their password, how do they unlock their phone

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

8 years

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

I love Heated Rivalry but Shane Hollander looks like a mix of Zach Braff and Joseph Gordon-Levitt and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

[Gagagaah @lady_gayga_]

I forgot that I had made a Heavy Metal Lover compilation like six months ago and I hadn't posted it here! It's quite long so I had to split it in four parts
1/4

[fleur @bugfleur]

for those who are new to “flagging,” you wear your carabiner on the left if youre a top, wear carabiner on the right if youre a bottom, or wear a big floppy cap and gown if youre sleepy 💕

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

if you have ordered from amazon recently type "thank my driver" in the amazon search bar! it gives your driver an extra 5 bucks at no cost to you

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

At the concerning marketing decision competition and my opponents are American Eagle and Pantone

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Yup. He’s up to 11 pounds. They have to transfer him to another hospital for because the current hospital he’s at cannot meet his complex needs. The family is 100% responsible for the cost even tho the state forced them to keep that poor woman “alive” as a human incubator.

No news outlet is covering this, you know why? Because the fucking experiment on a black woman’s body has FAILED miserably. The only updates are from grandma’s go fund me. They let that woman die for a clump of cells (she was only 9 weeks pregnant at the time) that’s not even doing ok 6 months later. 6 months is a long time to be in nicu!

Adriana Smith is her name. I am so sorry the state did this to you. You were a 30 year old nurse with a kid who was already here who needed you. The state failed you, the very hospital that you worked at who was so supposed to help you failed you…everybody failed you.

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

I got my ass beat so hard I had to paint the bruises

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

What’s the lore behind your pinned post?

[soft bird body @Duck_Emoji]

I hate having an eating disorder this shit is so embarrassing